
Submitted by: Darren C via Engrish Funny Submissions

As seen outside National University Hospital (NUH) of Singapore. Since when did "horn" become a verb?
Submitted by: hattaong via Engrish Funny Submissions

The sweet hint
In order not to the water splashes
please pull up the bath curtain
Be Careful! Landslide
Submitted by: MartinB via Engrish Funny Submissions

Because I do not do it, the handling of the cash please use a ticket vendor.
Submitted by: gen_rox via Engrish Funny Submissions

I found this on July 4th at a local fireworks stand in Jefferson City, MO. Nothing says Independence day like some crackering balls. And boy did they cracker!
Submitted by: Kody Belshe via Engrish Funny Submissions

Please keep chair on position & keep table cleaned after dying.
Thanks for your corporation.
Submitted by: krazi_boi via Engrish Funny Submissions

Spedrman, spedrman… does whatever spiderman can’t!
Submitted by: David via Engrish Funny Submissions