Vote by mouse oppress over first finger!
You know I love ya, dude.
Thank you for your come again!

The little Chinese place down the street from me in Phoenix AZ. Had this up—just had to share!
Submitted by: Danny Cox via Engrish Funny Submissions
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steady material practical design
perform comfortable cooker life
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new words learned

ceramic elcetric heater
1500W 2 heat settings
adiustable thermostat
automatic shut-off prevents overheating
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“Men In Black” was real!

Immigration office in Tulcea county, Romania
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Un-secured Internets

This is what one of my neighbors slipped under my door this morning…
Submitted by: SirTimmyTimbit via Engrish Funny Submissions
I has a heart disease!

Ride restrictions for a roller coaster at Tobu Zoo, Japan.
"The following people can not use this attraction:
People who are under 120cm
People who has a hart disease, high (low) blood pressure and the spinal cord of trouble
Pregnant women and an advanced age
People who have recently gone through surgery
People who easily get motion sickness
Be cautions your leg step, not be a good walker
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