Engrish Pictures and other Funny Engrish Mistakes in English from around the world.

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Osaka, Japan


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Kyoto, Japan


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Chinese Window Massage


Chinese Window Massage

What is a Chinese Window Massage?

Submitted by: dunno source via Engrish Funny Submissions

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Store Naming Fail


Store Naming Fail

Where do you want to eat? Umm…phuket….

Submitted by: Hamilton Whitney via Engrish Funny Submissions

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Put down that water bottle…now back away…slowly


Put down that water bottle...now back away...slowly

Not for Drinking!

Submitted by: J Shiroma via Engrish Funny Submissions

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But how much if it doesn’t touch?


It is free that it touches the picture to take the photograph. Please enjoy.

Submitted by: PhoebeSmellyCat via Engrish Funny Submissions

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$100 per chair fail


$100 per chair fail

Any Chair May Fell
FOR YOUR SAFTY
ALL LEGS MUST ON FLOOR
WHO BREAK, WHO PAY
The cost to replace our chair is $100/each

Submitted by: laybarorong via Engrish Funny Submissions

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It’s not Engrish when you lack an apostrope..


Found during a mall-wide sale..

Submitted by: dunno source via Engrish Funny Submissions

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I need a job description first


I need a job description first

Found this on a construction site in Dubai

Submitted by: Su’ via Engrish Funny Submissions

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Bad tempered water…?


Bad tempered water...?

From manual for Micromark teaexpress teamaker with AM/FM radio:
"WARNING: DO NOT REMOVE TEA POT DURING THE PRESSURE FILLING CYCLE AS SCOLDING WATER MAY BE EJECTED."

Submitted by: nichomach via Engrish Funny Submissions

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