
Submitted by: stoopittaway via Engrish Funny Submissions

It is free that it touches the picture to take the photograph. Please enjoy.
Submitted by: PhoebeSmellyCat via Engrish Funny Submissions

Any Chair May Fell
FOR YOUR SAFTY
ALL LEGS MUST ON FLOOR
WHO BREAK, WHO PAY
The cost to replace our chair is $100/each
Submitted by: laybarorong via Engrish Funny Submissions

From manual for Micromark teaexpress teamaker with AM/FM radio:
"WARNING: DO NOT REMOVE TEA POT DURING THE PRESSURE FILLING CYCLE AS SCOLDING WATER MAY BE EJECTED."
Submitted by: nichomach via Engrish Funny Submissions