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Fortune Cookie Friday!

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 03 Feb 2012 20:00:00 +0000

Even though it doesn’t make sense, it sounds strangely foreboding.

It’s also death if you get too much of it into your lungs.

A not so subtle way of telling you to stop that classless dancing you kids are doing at parties these days.

Ch-ch-ch-turrrrn and face the strain, changes..

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The Whale, My Favorite Insect

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 06 Oct 2011 19:00:00 +0000

Submitted by: Diana

Via: Packaging

That means you, Jesus

Cheezburger Network — Sun, 03 Jul 2011 15:00:00 +0000

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ronald_schoedel

But You Can’t Take Our Lives

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 23 Jun 2011 21:00:00 +0000

Collectivism at its finest.

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seexiaotong

I Enjoy It Three Times A Day At Least

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 03 Jun 2011 15:00:00 +0000

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Seen at the “Golden Showers Inn”

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 09 May 2011 13:00:00 +0000

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Exsquase me?

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 09 Mar 2011 12:00:00 +0000

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Antisocial Bathroom

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 07 Mar 2011 20:01:00 +0000

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uncommonFailure

Midas Well Try It

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 25 Jan 2011 12:00:00 +0000

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420kC

Handicapped Pirates Only

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 10 Dec 2010 14:00:00 +0000

I’ll Take A Gallon!

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 24 Nov 2010 12:00:00 +0000

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I Think There is the Problem

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 19:00:18 +0000

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Do You Really Need To Be Told This?

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 28 May 2010 19:00:13 +0000

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Is This One Of The Wonder Twin Powers?

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 28 Apr 2010 19:00:08 +0000

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Speaking of, dónde está el baño?

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 22 Mar 2010 11:00:46 +0000

Use life jacket is requeried in this tourist sites when making water activities

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A sign about water safety in La Huasteca Potosina, Mexico.

I am no longer thirsty

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 20:00:15 +0000

Warter

For heaven’s sake, don’t play with it!

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Seen at a Korean Store

Of what? Is this continued on the next sign?

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 16:00:12 +0000

Save water , water is a source of.

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From an elementary school in Beijing

Diet? It’s small, isn’t it?

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 12:00:26 +0000

Assorted Drinks
Red Bull, Cold Drinks, Soda, Fresh Lime Soda, Tonic Water, Mineral Water, Canned Juice, Diet C*ck

Any pirates?

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From Agra, India

That’s what I do when I’m working the pole

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 05 Dec 2009 12:00:43 +0000

IMPORTANT!
1. Atways cansult a physiclun befare embarking on any exercise plan.
2. Wear lonse fiuing clothes and dress in severul layers to keep warm. If you are too hor you always remave a top.
3. Always warm up before exercising. Allow at least 5 minutes and remember to inelude a stretching routinc.
4. Make sure your equipment is in good shape Before using it to work out. Ensure all bauds. Cables. Clips and screws are wel secured.
5. Drink plenty of ftuids afies exercising Carbohydrate drinks or water.

Why not just use an illustration?

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Sweet! A Slip ‘n Slide must be close by.

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 12:00:12 +0000

Water is the most precious friend of mankind
Carefully Slide

I fall carefully

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Above a sink at a hotel in Shanghai

Two things. You’re huge and that ain’t water.

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 12:00:24 +0000

Please wash you hands,passengers
Please step on the c*ck for water

These have rum in them!

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This is one wacky brothel!

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 11:00:48 +0000

F*ck the pot, bao zai, water to boil the type
F*ck a fish head
Pot zhai double d*ng belly
F*ck a spring chicken
F*ck a cuttlefish zhai
ba yu sour pickled cabbage fish
F*ck a bullfrog

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Mermaids on aisle 04A

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 15:00:02 +0000

Ladis Socks
Ladies Under Water
Duster/Pujamas

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But what has been seen cannot be unseen

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 15:00:49 +0000

Warming and pay no attention to water

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As refreshing at that sounds, I’ll have the water.

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 11:00:15 +0000

Iced Belly-Wash
Mineral Water
Popsicle

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It’s Steve flavoured soup

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 19:00:35 +0000

DANGER if you fall in the pond you will be boiled

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And it’s got a gun, so don’t try anything

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 15:00:40 +0000

The life is valuable, but the deep water is unmerciful

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And we have an H shortage right now ..

pizzaburger — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 15:00:39 +0000

Water under construction

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Yum! Imported Chinese water.

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 11:00:56 +0000

Move Up
ZLG pure water, which is full of health and vitality,allows you to the future!
Durability: 12 months
producer: Feny Yi Technology China
Manufacture: Autotrade Enterprises (pvt) Ltd.
Address: Harare.Zimbabwe
A Little More Healthier Life

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From Zimbabwe

Unless you like dysentery

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 11:00:36 +0000

Dont p*ss and dont make a sh*t arround the water stream
Dont cross over the watter stream

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Sign on well in Slovak mountains

Be sure to put on your horseshoes

Cheezburger Network — Sun, 07 Jun 2009 11:00:26 +0000

Floor Wateriness
Beware Hoof

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Taichung, Taiwan

Clear beauty satiety face, there can only be one!

pizzaburger — Sat, 18 Apr 2009 13:00:23 +0000

Engrish photo by Blair E

Seven Color Crystal Boll

product use information:
1. add water 400G on the product. about 4 hours it will grow up.
2. one clear beauty satiety face will grow up.
3. when the flower want to oxygen and nutrition, I will help you too much.

None of that frozen stuff

pizzaburger — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 19:00:30 +0000

Unirate Only
(Make water p*ss only)

Engrish photo by Paolo M

Whatever You Say, Super Kettle

pizzaburger — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 15:00:11 +0000

Strictly forbid to have no the water f*ck to burn
Don’t timmer se the pot’s bottom and base in water to clean

Engrish Photo by Allain B

Typical puritanical American

pizzaburger — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 19:00:30 +0000

I undress myself and prohibit it

Engrish photo by Teah

Care The Water

pizzaburger — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 12:00:47 +0000

Engrish photo by Martin F

Must Prevent Flaiding

pizzaburger — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 16:00:13 +0000

this bathtub was treated for your safty, to prevent flaiding

Engrish photo by Nathan M

SUPER COOKING GOOD WATER

pizzaburger — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 16:00:26 +0000

SUPER COOKING GOOD WATER

Engrish photo by Stefan H

NO PLAYING WITH WARTER!

pizzaburger — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 12:00:41 +0000

NO PLAYING WITH WARTER!

Engrish photo by Erin B

Water Clock

pizzaburger — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 12:00:14 +0000

water clock is a fancy clock – it renovates the way you watch clock – don’t use traditional clocks – if you show it to your friend you will be popular – try it out

Engrish photo by PiperMaru74

Take Care!

pizzaburger — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 16:00:43 +0000

take care – fall into water carefully

Engrish Photo by Kevin Y

Yellow Surprise!

pizzaburger — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 20:00:47 +0000

Special brand of siamese drinking water. yellow surprise. exploited at maesai by

thumptimkuna ice factory

Engrish Photo by Vlad

Watch that child with boiling water!

pizzaburger — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 16:00:13 +0000

Watch that child with boiling water!

Engrish Photo by Jack Lodge

Label Fail

senseisama — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 11:00:40 +0000

Bottled Water

Engrish Photo By: kandykidd13

Pro Tip

senseisama — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 11:00:22 +0000

Fall into water carefully

Engrish Photo By: Ding D

That’s Not Water Coming Out

senseisama — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 11:00:25 +0000

Please wash your hands passengers
Please step on the cock for water

Engrish Photo By: Sabina Cragg