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Break Glass When Flaccid

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 09 Feb 2012 22:00:00 +0000

My WTF train goes WTF WTF chugga chugga WTF WTF chugga chugga WTF WTF WTF

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engrishLOL

I’ll Take My Frequent Flyer Miles Elsewhere

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 09 Feb 2012 18:00:00 +0000

But look! A Facebook “Like” button! Oh, I’m liking this so hard.

Submitted by: Beck

Suc Wha?

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 06 Feb 2012 22:00:00 +0000

Submitted by: Khloe

But Don’t Leave Your Hate

Cheezburger Network — Sun, 05 Feb 2012 12:00:00 +0000

Submitted by: Arrrrrrgh

Via: starttheavalanche.blogspot.com

Rome Was Built in a Day

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 04 Feb 2012 18:00:00 +0000

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ToolBee

Some Helpful Edits from a Native English Speaker

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 04 Feb 2012 14:00:00 +0000

Submitted by: Unknown

Seems Like an Easy Choice

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 03 Feb 2012 16:00:00 +0000

The choice that Eddie Izzard didn’t tell you about.

Submitted by: Pete S

Poop LOL

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 03 Feb 2012 14:00:00 +0000

I’ll bet those carp ARE feeling a lot like crap right now…

Submitted by: Unknown

Softing Only

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 03 Feb 2012 01:00:00 +0000

This must be for a library, which is mean for reads only.

Submitted by:

ToolBee

Whu..?

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 03 Feb 2012 00:00:00 +0000

Submitted by:

ToolBee

At Last, My Wildest Siri Fantasies Are Coming True

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 02 Feb 2012 20:00:00 +0000

At last, my love for Siri can finally be realized.

Submitted by:

BornAgainAtheist

Since You Asked So Politely…

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 02 Feb 2012 18:00:00 +0000

Why not?

Submitted by:

rnoivo

This crap is amazing!

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 12 Oct 2011 18:00:00 +0000

Submitted by: Unknown

Don’t Even Act Like You Weren’t Spotting!

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 10 Oct 2011 19:00:00 +0000

Submitted by: Unknown

I’ll Be Sure to Write that Into my Will

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 06 Oct 2011 13:00:00 +0000

Submitted by: Unknown

Babies: Stay Vigilant

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 05 Oct 2011 21:00:00 +0000

Check out more child-rearing LOLs at the new Parenting.failblog.org!

Submitted by:

nbost

Especially the Children

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 05 Oct 2011 13:00:00 +0000

Can’t tell what’s funnier, the prospect of accidental child-snipping, or the fact that this might just be a High Noon-style saloon…

Submitted by:

Frag-Master

New Takes on Classic American Spirit Food

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 04 Oct 2011 21:00:00 +0000

Spot all the Racial Preconceptions, Get a Prize!

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 04 Oct 2011 15:00:00 +0000

Hmm… Well… I guess…

One Shoulder Rub to Rule them All

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 03 Oct 2011 21:00:00 +0000

Submitted by:

joshtyra

I’ll Keep that in Mind

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 03 Oct 2011 19:00:00 +0000

I mean, technically, yes? But still, “Noshery?”

Submitted by:

FredBloggs

Bad Romance with Nicotine

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 03 Oct 2011 15:00:00 +0000

Submitted by: toiim

The Glass had its Wings Clipped Ages Ago

Cheezburger Network — Sun, 02 Oct 2011 15:00:00 +0000

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stuntack

Cartoon Animals Solve Everything!

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 30 Sep 2011 13:00:00 +0000

Any of you Engrish sleuths have any idea what’s going on here? I’m thoroughly perplexed.

Submitted by: Bob

They Keep a Slot Machine Up Front

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 29 Sep 2011 19:00:00 +0000

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pad408

In Case of Emergency, Act Like You’re in an Action Film

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 28 Sep 2011 21:00:00 +0000

Submitted by: Unknown

Animals Can Dumpling All they Want

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 28 Sep 2011 15:00:00 +0000

Submitted by: Unknown

Via: Apartment Building

Gold Photography Standard

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 27 Sep 2011 17:00:00 +0000

Submitted by: Barbara

Via: San Franciso Church, Bahia - Brazil

In Public? Right Now?

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 27 Sep 2011 13:00:00 +0000

Submitted by: Chris Gorman

So Sorry, I Didn’t Mean to Bother You

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 26 Sep 2011 21:00:00 +0000

Submitted by:

nanxi

Engrish Smork Break

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 26 Sep 2011 17:00:00 +0000

Mondays are just the worst, eh Fliends? Maybe smorking isn’t our cup of tea, but you gotta do what you gotta do to make it through the day, right?

It’s not for babies, clearly, as this sign points out:

Or for that matter, maybe you just shouldn’t do it at all…

Submitted by: Alexis

Oooh, the Brack Album!

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 26 Sep 2011 15:00:00 +0000

Submitted by: Unknown

Crassic: Only Touch the Confident

Cheezburger Network — Sun, 25 Sep 2011 17:00:00 +0000

Submitted by:

Kalichou

Reusable Bags Onry

Cheezburger Network — Sun, 25 Sep 2011 17:00:00 +0000

Submitted by:

mrpufferfish

Must Resist the Pleasures of the Fish…

Cheezburger Network — Sun, 25 Sep 2011 13:00:00 +0000

Submitted by:

gregblazio

Via: Great Market Hall in Budapest

Don’t Tread on Mickey!

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 23 Sep 2011 21:00:00 +0000

Submitted by: Sergeant D

Is There a Baby Care for the “Baby Care”?

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 23 Sep 2011 17:00:00 +0000

Check out all of the parenting WINs and FAILs over at the new and improved parenting.failblog.org!

Submitted by:

Frag-Master

The Longest Competition

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 23 Sep 2011 15:00:00 +0000

For easier reading: “Flag of Peace Competition of World Children’s for Peace Drawing on Flag.”

Submitted by: Barry

I Beg to Differ!

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 22 Sep 2011 17:00:00 +0000

Submitted by: Unknown

Engrish Reads from Right to Left

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 22 Sep 2011 15:00:00 +0000

Submitted by: Barry

The First Three Rows Will Get Wet

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 21 Sep 2011 19:00:00 +0000

Submitted by: Unknown

Via: Okinawa, Japan

Kung-Fu Chicken Leg

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 21 Sep 2011 13:00:00 +0000

Submitted by:

Porfyria

The Nuns Were Looking Forward to That

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 20 Sep 2011 21:00:00 +0000

Submitted by:

cookie1220

Tasty Nostalgia

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 20 Sep 2011 19:00:00 +0000

Even more Engrish!

Submitted by: Amy

Via: Airport in Japan

Viva La Internetcion!

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 19 Sep 2011 19:00:00 +0000

Submitted by: Mahava

Via: Sign in Apollonas, Naxos, Greece

Ben Grimm Accepts no Losses

Cheezburger Network — Sun, 18 Sep 2011 15:00:00 +0000

The Thing is probably more at home over at Superheroes.memebase.com!

Submitted by:

itavi07

Not Quite the Adventure I’m Looking For

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 16 Sep 2011 15:00:00 +0000

Submitted by: David

Look? Stand? Dive? Carve? Gimme a Hand Here

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 15 Sep 2011 17:00:00 +0000

Well that’s awfully vague…

Submitted by: Barry

I Hear the Exchange Rate is Terrible These Days

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 14 Sep 2011 21:00:00 +0000

Submitted by:

Stevenroach

Thank You For Flying Takeout

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 14 Sep 2011 15:00:00 +0000

Submitted by: IludiumPhosdex

Via: languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu