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It’s the least you can do

Sep. 2, 2009


engrish funny stalactite her

Stalactite don’t rise again, please take good care of her!

Submitted by: dunno source via Engrish Funny Submissions

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This soup could use more soap

Aug. 30, 2009


engrish funny breakfast dishwasher

If something is missing
for your breakfast,
please ask the dishwasher!

Submitted by: Nathaniel via Engrish Funny Submissions

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That would have to be a pretty big finger

Aug. 6, 2009


engrish funny door finger

Please be careful not to fill a door with a finger!

Submitted by: Jenny via Engrish Funny Submissions

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But if I don’t self me, who will?

Jul. 24, 2009


engrish funny self himself

“Please don’t self himself
Thank’s.”

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That’s how the lolcats get in

Jul. 22, 2009


engrish funny invitation burgers

Please, don’t leave an open invitation to burgers. Lock the doors and windows properly.

Submitted by: Scott via Engrish Funny Submissions

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Playtex corks?

Jul. 14, 2009


engrish funny briefs stoppers

Attention please !!!
Do not throw to the toilet !!
Menstruation briefs !
Menstruation stopper !
Metal parts !
Plastic bags !

Submitted by: icelandweatherreport.com via Engrish Funny Submissions

Bathroon in a fitness centre in Iceland.

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Usually, it’s the airline

Jul. 10, 2009


engrish funny hotel worker

Submitted by: Elizabeth Ward via Engrish Funny Submissions

sign in the airport shuttle

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