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That’s where I do all my crawling while covered with cans

Jan. 28, 2010

engrish funny please home

Please do it at home.

Since you said please.

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A sign in Tokyo.

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I really don’t think that’s my job

Jan. 26, 2010

engrish funny keep cleaning

Please Keep Cleaning

On a side note, it is my favorite flavor.

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Toilet in Bucharest airport

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So don’t not have my seat? I think I got it.

Jan. 25, 2010

engrish funny your seat

Please don’t have a your seat.

And once you’re down …

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Well, if you insist

Jan. 21, 2010

engrish funny touch yourself

Please don’t touch yourself,
Let us help you to try out.
Thanks!

If you’re lucky, we can get close and cozy.

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92nd? Is that your cleaning battalion?

Jan. 10, 2010

engrish funny absent cleaned

I have Hotel New Akao stay, thank you.
I has absent, but cleaned.
If there is it what is it.
Please contact it to the 92nd room service.
Entering a room time 10:00 charge Terui
Hotel New Akao Hause keeping

This is such a strange hotel

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Don’t be an oct-tease

Jan. 8, 2010

engrish funny flash octopus

Please don’t flash the octopus

What a double standard

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Don’t tell me to stop rockin’. You might as well tell me to stop breathing.

Jan. 7, 2010

engrish funny rock purpose

For your own safety, please do not rock on purpose!

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Try telling this sign not to rock.

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