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With Pleasure!

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 23 Sep 2010 19:00:11 +0000

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Wait For It!

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 03 May 2010 11:00:25 +0000

All sorts of surprises on offer in Sony Japan!

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Anyone Else Think He Just Slapped Crutch-Guy?

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 28 Apr 2010 15:00:30 +0000

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Not A Seep Slope!

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 20 Apr 2010 15:00:23 +0000

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Fragile, both physically and emotionally

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 11:00:25 +0000

GLASS CAUTION!!!
PLEASE DO NOT CRITICIZE!!!

It is a mere warm suggestion.

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Or anywhere, for that matter. Horrifying!

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 20:00:16 +0000

Please do not empty your dog here

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Just throw them a sausage and RUN

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 20:01:06 +0000

Beware of Dogs and
Please
the DOGS.

And while you’re scared…

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That’s where I do all my crawling while covered with cans

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 12:00:33 +0000

Please do it at home.

Since you said please.

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A sign in Tokyo.

I really don’t think that’s my job

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 20:00:08 +0000

Please Keep Cleaning

On a side note, it is my favorite flavor.

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Toilet in Bucharest airport

So don’t not have my seat? I think I got it.

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 25 Jan 2010 16:00:49 +0000

Please don’t have a your seat.

And once you’re down …

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Well, if you insist

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 20:00:18 +0000

Please don’t touch yourself,
Let us help you to try out.
Thanks!

If you’re lucky, we can get close and cozy.

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92nd? Is that your cleaning battalion?

Cheezburger Network — Sun, 10 Jan 2010 12:00:23 +0000

I have Hotel New Akao stay, thank you.
I has absent, but cleaned.
If there is it what is it.
Please contact it to the 92nd room service.
Entering a room time 10:00 charge Terui
Hotel New Akao Hause keeping

This is such a strange hotel

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Don’t be an oct-tease

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 12:00:47 +0000

Please don’t flash the octopus

What a double standard

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Don’t tell me to stop rockin’. You might as well tell me to stop breathing.

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 12:00:22 +0000

For your own safety, please do not rock on purpose!

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Try telling this sign not to rock.

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You’re going to need more than an excuse

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 20:00:26 +0000

CONSTRUCTION’S WORK ARE TAKING PLACE IN THIS AREA.
PLEASE, EXCUSE FOR THE MOLEST

Keep your hands of the wildlife!

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I can hear thousands of itty bitty snores

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 28 Dec 2009 16:00:23 +0000

Please drive slowly
Grapes are sleeping

Resting up for their complicated journey

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We prefer faith

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 26 Dec 2009 12:00:43 +0000

Please:
No explanations inside the church

And none here, either

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At the Church of All Nations next to the Garden of Gethsemane in Jerusalem

No way! Life is worth living!

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 12:00:50 +0000

could you shot me, please?

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Taken in South Korea

¿Qué?

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 16:00:36 +0000

Please don’t seat to be, waited

Make sure to grab a souvenir

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I think I’ll be past caring at that point

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 12:00:44 +0000

Please Keep chain on position & Keep table cleaned after dying. Thanks for your corporation

And change your tattoos

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Loldogs are a pain

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 20:00:48 +0000

Going out
Please do not go out with having left me in a house. If I am here, can you going with you? I am unpleasant. I hate it being left.

Aww, he’s sad .. (Via I Has A Hotdog)

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Gift bag in the 7/11 in Japan

Cause if you die, we’re not carrying you down

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 12:00:35 +0000

Heart cerebral disease sufferer, ascent the Great Wall to please watch for.

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Prudes ..

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 16:00:41 +0000

More Clothes Upstairs, Please.

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What about in and out?

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 20:00:20 +0000

Please be careful for up & down

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Then how do you know it’s my favarite?

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 12:00:39 +0000

PLEASE DON’T OPEN IT
What is inside we don’t know. To collect your favarite items. You need to buy several boxes. Challenge it!! We hope your luck!

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Aww come on, just a little cuddle

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 20:00:45 +0000

Refuses traversing
touching!
Please do not use
the photoflash.

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Two things. You’re huge and that ain’t water.

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 12:00:24 +0000

Please wash you hands,passengers
Please step on the c*ck for water

These have rum in them!

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Is that possible? I can’t get enough.

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 12:00:02 +0000

Body Towel
Please note the rub too much. please do not use it when abnormality is found in one and the skin to which the allergic constitution and the skin are weak.
Produced by J. Thirty Four

I respect rubbing.

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I think this tap is coming on to me

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 19:00:39 +0000

PLEASE DONT TOUCH IT’ S HOT
PLEASE IT WITH YOUR GLASS

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Hot water dispenser for green tea in a conveyor belt sushi restaurant in Tokyo

But some of them want to use you, and some of them want to get used by you

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 11:00:33 +0000

Please use anyone

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You have seven? I only have one :(

Cheezburger Network — Sun, 27 Sep 2009 11:00:20 +0000

Please eat an assure taste
Suck 7 Item
A juicy taste

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T-shirt in Saitama, Japan, 2007

Manager, I had a stroke

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 15:00:11 +0000

Please center it. Your lovely(?) is not so straight as you imagine.
Manager

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A toilet in Tokyo

Well, there goes my weekend …

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 19:00:49 +0000

The gun muzzle pleases aim at
absolutely not to the person with the animal.

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Methinks the mushrooms are to blame

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 11:00:18 +0000

The grass is smiling at you, please detour

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The shop? That seems a rather public place to “give it”

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 11:00:39 +0000

To a visitor of the lodging
Give it to a visitor of the lodging in this shop
A toothbrush going down is a thing made in Japan.
Please use it in peace.
Thanking you in advance.
Hotel Asian Garden

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It’s the least you can do

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 19:00:10 +0000

Stalactite don’t rise again, please take good care of her!

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This soup could use more soap

Cheezburger Network — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 11:00:46 +0000

If something is missing
for your breakfast,
please ask the dishwasher!

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That would have to be a pretty big finger

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 19:00:21 +0000

Please be careful not to fill a door with a finger!

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But if I don’t self me, who will?

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 19:00:03 +0000

“Please don’t self himself
Thank’s.”

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That’s how the lolcats get in

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 19:00:25 +0000

Please, don’t leave an open invitation to burgers. Lock the doors and windows properly.

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Playtex corks?

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 19:00:06 +0000

Attention please !!!
Do not throw to the toilet !!
Menstruation briefs !
Menstruation stopper !
Metal parts !
Plastic bags !

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Bathroon in a fitness centre in Iceland.

Usually, it’s the airline

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 11:00:24 +0000

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But I don’t want to share!

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 11:00:21 +0000

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Aww, Big Brother is kinda cutesy.

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 11:00:24 +0000

Please refrain yourself from immoral behaviour. We were watching you!

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Wow. The actual closet door for flamers.

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 11:00:18 +0000

At the time of fire pushing here, please come out.

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I’d recommend standing clear if that’s gonna happen

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 11:00:26 +0000

Attention
the toilet decorates, causes inconvenenceto you understand please!
Thanks!

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But that’s how I taste things

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 19:00:17 +0000

Please do not laid the whole tongue on the food

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You have to give them credit for being so close.

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 15:00:05 +0000

Lesent to me please help with us drap the weast in box.

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Beach in Chennai, India

No upper deckers, top shelfs or floaters. Thank you.

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 15:00:16 +0000

Nobody deserved your left behind
Please flush after use

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The last thing we need is an emo shirt.

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 19:00:30 +0000

Please enjoy seeing this terrible collection of me.

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