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Gesundheit!

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 21 Oct 2011 21:00:00 +0000

Where Sneezy comes to get away from the other six dwarfs.

Submitted by: Christopher Hoddinott

They Keep a Slot Machine Up Front

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 29 Sep 2011 19:00:00 +0000

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pad408

Too… Much… Engrish

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 22 Aug 2011 19:00:00 +0000

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Well it is a Little Large…

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 22 Aug 2011 17:00:00 +0000

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Natonator

Via: Gracelands Hotel, Phuket

We are Afraid of Hotel, PLEASE SEND HELP

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 18 Jul 2011 15:00:00 +0000

Submitted by: MLX

Via: famicomblog.blogspot.com

My Will Is an Irresponsible Will

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 27 Jun 2011 15:00:00 +0000

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Warming Notice

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 30 Oct 2010 11:00:11 +0000

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A Fun Place To Visit But I Wouldn't Want To Live There

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 21 Jun 2010 15:00:51 +0000

Mispelling of the word beach on Russian Hotel

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Leave The Poisons And Animals Outside!

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 15 Apr 2010 19:00:33 +0000

Hotel Rules

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So soothing

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 16:00:48 +0000

long anti-interference system, pretends the bell from interferences outside or between neighbors. energy saving design of environment protection, battery inside the button can last for one year (20 presses per day).
* Delicate smart part, makes the doorbell a saluting angel of dwelling house, work building, hotel, tire building,factory and so on. you will never miss any guest.

Much better than my last door bell.

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Let me just retrieve my underpants and I’ll be on my way.

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 20:00:48 +0000

NOTICE
No washing hair or clothes in the toilet please.

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I’ll add that to my list of places I can’t wash

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92nd? Is that your cleaning battalion?

Cheezburger Network — Sun, 10 Jan 2010 12:00:23 +0000

I have Hotel New Akao stay, thank you.
I has absent, but cleaned.
If there is it what is it.
Please contact it to the 92nd room service.
Entering a room time 10:00 charge Terui
Hotel New Akao Hause keeping

This is such a strange hotel

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Yeah, I’m just gonna call 911 now …

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 20:00:38 +0000

willing to hit the lady to become your forever friend!

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Hotel in Beijing

I’d rather consummate in my bedroom ;)

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 20:00:03 +0000

Dear guest, don’t carry dishes in the room!!!
The dishes are intended to consummation in a place of breakfast room after its comleting

If you live…

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No way. CFC’s are bad for the environment

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 20:00:28 +0000

Master Switcfc

Does it control these?

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Master switch in 4 star hotel room, Shanghai

Alright, I admit it. I took a coke from the minibar

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 19:00:53 +0000

Safe-deposite or Self-accusation

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The shop? That seems a rather public place to “give it”

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 11:00:39 +0000

To a visitor of the lodging
Give it to a visitor of the lodging in this shop
A toothbrush going down is a thing made in Japan.
Please use it in peace.
Thanking you in advance.
Hotel Asian Garden

Submitted by: Gunnisan via Engrish Funny Submissions

The door swings both ways

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 15:00:05 +0000

Please do not knob DOOR when EXIT PLEASE!!

Interesting warning sign on the back of our hotel room door in Samoa.

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Usually, it’s the airline

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 11:00:24 +0000

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The one Pixar film I don’t want to see

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 19:00:22 +0000

Poo Story
Restaurant & Inn

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Disinfected does not equal magical

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 11:00:24 +0000

Magical woman pants Magical man pants
100% Cotton
Have already textily and softly disinfected

Submitted by: Renee via Engrish Funny Submissions

Amenities for sale in our hotel room in Chongqing, China.

It leaves the key in the management or it gets the hose again

pizzaburger — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 11:00:19 +0000

Regulations of Casa De Dona Cata
1. We do not become in charge by money nor object of value them to the one in charge of the hotel.
2. Dont smoke
3. Mascots are not allowed
4. Not to make noises, Or any act that it disturbs or incomode to other peoples annoying.
5. It does not walk by the corridors in smaller cloth.
6. It does not let run the children by the corridors.
7. When leaving it leaves the key in the management. 12:00 pm
Thanks!!!!

Engrish photo by Joel

Just like any other hotel then

pizzaburger — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 11:00:36 +0000

for your information please lest your cash and valuables at the reception desk we are able to charge at it free off.

Engrish photo by Timothy N

Little Asia

pizzaburger — Sun, 08 Feb 2009 18:00:59 +0000

to hotel little asia – the order must push the bell

Engrish photo by Brienne

A Dance Party Is Trouble!

pizzaburger — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 20:00:49 +0000

Engrish photo by Clark

The Ralnables Deposies Place

pizzaburger — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 12:00:51 +0000

The Ralnables Deposies Plac

Engrish photo by Morgan M