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Who you calling ‘knockhead’?!

Jan. 26, 2011

engrish funny - Who you calling 'knockhead'?!

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Is that Ulysses S. Grant?

Nov. 22, 2009

engrish funny old man

KQ OLD MAN’ S HEAD ®

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It also rbings head trees

Nov. 20, 2009

engrish funny singlf love

A singlf love rbings happinfss lo atl.
Love tale
“Love” envflops fvertyhing

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I gotta give them an A for effort

Nov. 10, 2009

engrish funny swinish influenza

IMPORTANT INFORMATION FOR YOU
SWINISH INFLUENZA
1. fever
2. dry cough
3. irritacion in the eyes
4. throat pain
5. pain of head
6. pain in the aticulations
8. general uneasiness

SWINISH INFLUENZA
CAUTIONS AND RECOMMENDATIONS
1. Move away from people that have symptoms
2. Do not greet anybody with kiss, neither of hand
3. Do not share glasses and cutleries
4. Laundry of hand frequently with water and soap
5. Keep ventilate the house, in closed spaces
6. In case of having symptoms do not got to work, contact your phisician or nearest health center, and keep rest. Self medication is not recomended

I have just the doctor for you.

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This is an official Honduran Ministry of Health flyer that was given out to all incoming passengers at the international airport in May of 2009.

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This is one wacky brothel!

Oct. 26, 2009

engrish funny fish head

F*ck the pot, bao zai, water to boil the type
F*ck a fish head
Pot zhai double d*ng belly
F*ck a spring chicken
F*ck a cuttlefish zhai
ba yu sour pickled cabbage fish
F*ck a bullfrog

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That’s one way to make fish head sound like a better option

Aug. 31, 2009


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Curry fish head
Sayor paku
Tanjung soya sauce prawns
Prawns in weird sauce
Perut ikan

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That’s one way to make starfish popular

Jul. 28, 2009


engrish funny crude drugs

urchin usually eaten raw
urchin steamed with eggs
starfish usually cooked a soup with crude drugs
fish head and tail cooked a soup with bean curd
fresh shell cooked a soup with winter melon

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Seafood menu at a restaurant in Hainan, China

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