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As you know, I’m a skeptic

Oct. 29, 2009

engrish funny doubtful things

Do not touch doubtful things

Hmm .. is there a threat?

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I just can’t take you seriously when you talk like that

Oct. 22, 2009

engrish funny hate you

All of you listen to mee, don’t disturb here, I will call police catch you, don’t come to my bangolow house, understand, O.K.
I hate all of you.

I wonder if he lives near this guy.

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I think this tap is coming on to me

Oct. 16, 2009

engrish funny please glass

PLEASE DONT TOUCH IT’ S HOT
PLEASE IT WITH YOUR GLASS

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Hot water dispenser for green tea in a conveyor belt sushi restaurant in Tokyo

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But Arctic Fox told me I was to burn the microfiche .. oh dear, I’ve said to much

Oct. 14, 2009

engrish funny burn incense

Don’t burn incense & film in the hall.

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Now I know what I’m wearing for Halloween!

Oct. 6, 2009

engrish funny giants glasses

Giant’s Glasses. Toy Only! Daring! Don’t fear of my eyes.

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With all these rules, I’m left with nothing to do

Oct. 5, 2009

engrish funny adhesive tape

Hook(Fitting:Adhesivetape)
Attention
Unable to stick when the surface is wet, oil, dirty or waxen
Clean it with organic impregnant when the surface is wet, oil, dirty or waxen
don’t hang clock, camera, mirror and so on.
Don’t hang it near gas-overn and high tem. Place
Don’t stick it on unsmooth surface
Don’t overload
Don’t hang things in declining way
To be safety you can’t stick it on vitreous desk and stove, mustn’t roast things on stove
In winter, you’d better warm the interface appreciably with heating machine
Unable setting place
(unsmooth, roughness, flakily plane)
Earthy wall, plaster wall, wallpaper, wall fabric leatheroid and wet painty surface
Balneary, watery and the place that water easily

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Move on, nothing to see here.

Sep. 11, 2009

engrish funny eat drink

Do not eat of drink here
No open flame
No smoking
No danger

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