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I just can’t take you seriously when you talk like that

All of you listen to mee, don’t disturb here, I will call police catch you, don’t come to my bangolow house, understand, O.K.
I hate all of you.
I wonder if he lives near this guy.
Submitted by: amirzaim via Engrish Funny Submissions
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I think this tap is coming on to me

PLEASE DONT TOUCH IT’ S HOT
PLEASE IT WITH YOUR GLASS
Submitted by: dunno source via Engrish Funny Submissions
Hot water dispenser for green tea in a conveyor belt sushi restaurant in Tokyo
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But Arctic Fox told me I was to burn the microfiche .. oh dear, I’ve said to much
Now I know what I’m wearing for Halloween!

Giant’s Glasses. Toy Only! Daring! Don’t fear of my eyes.
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With all these rules, I’m left with nothing to do

Hook(Fitting:Adhesivetape)
Attention
Unable to stick when the surface is wet, oil, dirty or waxen
Clean it with organic impregnant when the surface is wet, oil, dirty or waxen
don’t hang clock, camera, mirror and so on.
Don’t hang it near gas-overn and high tem. Place
Don’t stick it on unsmooth surface
Don’t overload
Don’t hang things in declining way
To be safety you can’t stick it on vitreous desk and stove, mustn’t roast things on stove
In winter, you’d better warm the interface appreciably with heating machine
Unable setting place
(unsmooth, roughness, flakily plane)
Earthy wall, plaster wall, wallpaper, wall fabric leatheroid and wet painty surface
Balneary, watery and the place that water easily
Submitted by: skeletorthemagnificent via Engrish Funny Submissions
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Move on, nothing to see here.

Do not eat of drink here
No open flame
No smoking
No danger
Submitted by: Rebecca via Engrish Funny Submissions
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