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Just Jam It Right In There And Select Premium

May. 17, 2010

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If only they’d told Octomom

Mar. 15, 2010

engrish funny allowed pregnant

Not allowed to pregnant

But there is a safe haven.

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The dog won’t, but I can’t make any promises about myself

Feb. 18, 2010

engrish funny don't droppings

DON’T DROPPINGS!
Who owns this PET?
You must teachs your dog manners.
Then we are dog lovers each other.
thank you.

So many rules

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I’ll just read the paper

Feb. 10, 2010

engrish funny read books

If you read books here
Don’t take go outside
This books for stay here
if you take outside you
Contre punish 10 time

I don’t want to be punished.

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So don’t not have my seat? I think I got it.

Jan. 25, 2010

engrish funny your seat

Please don’t have a your seat.

And once you’re down …

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Well, if you insist

Jan. 21, 2010

engrish funny touch yourself

Please don’t touch yourself,
Let us help you to try out.
Thanks!

If you’re lucky, we can get close and cozy.

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Or so help me, you’ll get a … stern talking to?

Jan. 12, 2010

engrish funny don't sign

A street sign in Beijing

Submitted by: tonnesoffun via Engrish Funny Submissions

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