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A lame attempt at a haiku

Feb. 17, 2010

engrish funny smell babys

CASA ROMEO
Let’s go picnic! Wawoo.
flowers are very beautiful.
Hmm good smell BabyS! be carefull.

Submitted by: Jeff via Engrish Funny Submissions

From a hotel room in Seoul

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You want me to carry my baby in a grocery bag?

Feb. 15, 2010

engrish funny plastic baby

Unlike plastic, you can store not only the groceries in her, but the baby too.

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Uaah is passable, but I call shenanigans on Tschi

Dec. 30, 2009

engrish funny lovely sounds

Lovely Sounds Baby
Uaah Pipi Dahhh
Haia Zzzhh Burb
Wowow Tschi Heehhh
Haha Papa Mama

I’ve heard these in a doorbell

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This bathroom gets so lonely

Dec. 3, 2009

engrish funny never leave

WARNING
Never leave
Caution, drop!
Keep watch

The bathroom tells me many things.

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Is there anything the Japanese can’t do??

Oct. 12, 2009

engrish funny tightens expert

Compliance with Japanese GMP Standard
Tightens Vagina Expert
Improve elasticity loss of pelvic and vaginal flaccid muscles after giving birth to baby or getting older.

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And all I need is this card to get some?

Sep. 14, 2009

engrish funny baby milo

Baby Milo Juicy
Wholesale retail sales
Dissc*nt Card

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These toddlers have got to quit drinking

Jul. 26, 2009


engrish funny wipe shoulder

Unfamiliar of you I.
wipe a shoulder but lead

Submitted by: jrebeccat via Engrish Funny Submissions

From a Walmart in Cancun, Mexico

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