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Submitted by: Unknown

Oh good lord. Definitely for hot dogs. Yep. Okay, done looking at this now.
Submitted by: Unknown

If their line of laundry products falls through, they could probably make a killing on purple drank product. Just add sugar and take out, you know, the toxic stuff.
Submitted by: Bobby Toucans

Oh, so maybe that’s what, uh, this device is for?
(those bubble tea straws are pretty thick, after all)
Submitted by: nakatago

False! “Moo” is actually Japanese for “O my udders, unhand mine teats at once thou foul ruffian.”
Submitted by: ChocoPrinny