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It’s a good thing he left this message so this guy could pay for damage his hitch did when it jumped out at him from a parked car.
It’s Friday, everyone! This of course means that it’s time to bring that flask to work to prepare for happy hour, make plans to watch every Dr. Who episode you can over the weekend, and to enjoy some of the best fortune cookies the week has brought us.

But the previous fortune told me that I would have a good week. So much for my future of happiness you misleading cookie.

That’s awfully presumptuous of you, cookie. Maybe every day is equally as miserable. Didn’t think of that, did you?

Oh my God, you’re right! Tell me more, oh oracle of desserts!