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Fortune Cookie Friday: Cookie Needs Nap, Fortune in an Hour

We Need 20 Mg Handsome, STAT!

Hope you're ready to be pick

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Droll not Troll says:

October 14, 2011 at 8:50 pm

*takes a dose of handsome* Pick me! Pick me!

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- bluejade says:
  
  October 15, 2011 at 5:29 pm
  
  Ah, you don’t need it. Your inner handsome shines through!
  
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  - Droll not Troll says:
    
    October 16, 2011 at 3:36 am
    
    Aww, shucks!
    
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Heidi says:

October 15, 2011 at 8:45 pm

I once got a fortune cookie that said “you are a happy man.” I wish I never lost that slip of paper.

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ShagMeSpike says:

October 16, 2011 at 6:18 am

I think I need a handsome dose.

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