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Engrish Guide for Tech Geeks

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  1. XiaoChouLianer says:

    This is incredibly stupid.

  2. bluejade says:

    Woah, I had no idea chinese is soo easy!
    *skips from the room*

  3. PoisonHeadcrab says:

    This should rather be called “Chirese”, as it seems more of Chinese fail of the “translator”…

  4. iGod says:

    …Idiots

  5. JJtoob says:

    Haha, win! C’mon guys, have some sense of humor.

  6. RCC says:

    Jeez, some people’s sense of humor is out on vacation. This is geektastic!

  7. Aaron Hong says:

    For the record, some of them are generic verbs that could apply to pretty much anything including computers.

  8. corrupted core says:

    The twelve days of nerd-mas.

    • Droll not Troll says:

      On the first day of nerd-mas
      My server sent to me
      The address of a special IP.

    • Droll not Troll says:

      Damn modbot! Take #2:
      .
      On the first day of nerd-mas
      My server sent to me
      A special address of IP.

      • Droll not Troll says:

        On the sec0nd day of nerd-mas
        My server sent to me
        2 Gig of p0rn
        And a special address of IP.
        .
        Everybody sing!

        • dr handle says:

          On the third day of nerd-mas’
          My server sent to me:

          3 crashing websites
          2 gig of pron
          And a special address of IP.

          • dr handle says:

            On the third day of nerd-mas
            My server sent to me:

            4 URLs
            3 crashing websites
            2 gig of pron
            And a special address of IP.

            • Droll not Troll says:

              On the fifth day of nerd-mas
              My server sent to me:

              5 nasty Trojans
              4 URLs
              3 crashing websites
              2 gig of pron
              And a special address of IP.

              • Droll not Troll says:

                Oh, fluck! I’m failing at this; the tune changes there.
                Make that:
                5 network pings.
                4 URLs
                3 crashing websites
                2 gig of pron
                And a special address of IP.

                • jimbo says:

                  On the sixth day of nerd-mas
                  My server sent to me:

                  Six down alerts
                  5 network pings
                  4 URLs
                  3 crashing websites
                  2 gig of pron
                  And a special address of IP.

                  • Droll not Troll says:

                    On the seventh day of nerd-mas
                    My server sent to me:

                    Seven friends on Facebook
                    Six down alerts
                    5 network pings
                    4 URLs
                    3 crashing websites
                    2 gig of pron
                    And a special address of IP.

          • dr handle says:

            Okay, okay, yeah, that one was meant to be the fourth day. I can’t help it if my brain has siezed up.

            • Droll not Troll says:

              No worries; you came back just in time. I was thinking I’d have to play this one by myself.
              Where are all you other fun-loving commenters? :?

  9. borluse says:

    Well…As a chinese, i can’t see any relation between left and right.. Perhaps 26 years old is not enough for me to truly understand chinese….

    • WC says:

      It’s just a bad joke. Someone has taken some hanzi/kanji and made up things that they look like, rather than their real meanings.

      It’s incredibly boring, and doesn’t fit the theme of this site at all. I can’t imagine why it was posted.

    • Lame says:

      It is Chungwan rather than Engrish.

  10. booleanyourmom says:

    or it fits just right because all jokes on here are tasteless, so it fits just fine. why is there a debate going on whether or not this is funny, is the an ancient chinese engrish “funny or not” board of directors that this has to appeal to first?

  11. J says:

    Funny fail.

  12. Fredericksburg says:

    LOL this is waaaaaay more practical than the real chinese !!!!

  13. Mich says:

    It’s funny, but I am french, maybe for a chinese it’s not funny because they see the chinese characters mean another thing.
    But what I can’t understand is that they say “I don’t understand the joke”. You are not very intelligent, right? They are interpreted as drawings. If you can’t understand that I can see why you don’t laugh: sense of humor requires of intelligence.

  14. astupidpost says:

    la verdad que es una reverenda pelotudez lo que acabo de ver. Digo, porqué no usan la imaginacion para algo productivo? por ejemplo para buscar la mejor manera de suicidarse?

  15. pj says:

    lol! i can actually remember that. cool.


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