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Why does this post bring this to mind?
There was a young man from Australia
Who painted his arse like a dahlia.
The colours were true,
Red, white and blue.
But the smell was a horrible failure.
A lecherous pair from Australia
Poured champagne over their genitalia
But the booze was well chilled
And the temperature killed
Their desire for a lewd bacchanalia
I give the Great Poetry Awards to Droll not Troll and Dr handle. You two ought to be proud of yourselves!
Aren’t they good?!! *tosses flowers and gumdrops in their general direction*
posilutly *hands them some flowers and bazookas* well dun well dun indeed
O Canada!
Land of our forefathers,
Thy brow is wreathed with a glorious
garland of flowers.
As is thy arm ready to wield the sword,
So also is it ready to carry the cross.
Thy history is an epic
Of the most brilliant exploits.
Thy valour steeped in faith
Will protect our homes and our rights
What a hilariously inaccurate national anthem.
Brilliant exploits? Canada? Really? Canada has not contributed a single thing of worth to our species. Canada will not even be in history books 500 years from now.
Canada, America’s hat. They keep my country’s head warm.
What aboot Bob & Doug McKenzie you hoser?
Eh
http://www.canadians.ca/top_ten_inventions.htm
I think thats all that needs to be said.
oh and Bill Shatner
Shatner is old and fat.Now his only use is annoying us in priceline commercials. You can have him back now Canada.
You are obviously not a true fan of the Shat. He’s the only man brave enough to go where no man has gone before, i. e., alien hooch.
the SHAT?
Oh, that doesn’t sound right…
Shat. Past tense for s**t.
What is a canadarm? hmm aerospace, so it would be some kind of toilet for pilots?
The Canadarm is the Shuttle Remote Manipulator System for the Space Shuttle, it is a “remote-controlled manipulator attached to the shuttle and used in space for deploying, capturing and repairing satellites, positioning astronauts, maintaining equipment and moving cargo”.
Mstrauss stop lyings ! Lmao Alexander Graham Bell was scottish not canadian ….
Canada has not contributed a single thing of worth to our species?
Oh really?
How about the telephone? Yeah, a Canadian invented the telephone. Alexander Graham Bell. And yes, he was a a Canadian. Oh, but I suppose that’s not “a single thing of worth to our species.” Now look sad and say duho and then shut your ignorant pie hole.
You ignorant prick.
Wow, calm down dude. I think that he’s just trying to provoke someone. I mean, he doesn’t even have any stability to his argument. He just wants to cause trouble.
Canada also inveted Justin Beiber. Nuff said.
Invented. Damn typo
The United States invented Brittney Spears, Lady GaGa, Miley Cyrus, Lindsay Lohan, Courtney Love, Paris Hilton… Need I continue?
You lose.
Yes but Justin Beiber is the devil in comparison to those.
He can be killed with fire. They cannot. Your argument is invalid.
Hey, are you sure? Has anyone attempted to set fire to Misses Spears, Gaga, Cyrus, Lohan, Love or Hilton? Some practical experimentation is in order to determine the veracity of this statement. Somebody call the Mythbusters.
I would, but flamethrowers have a limited range.
I’ve become quite bored with them by now, but now THAT would be MustSeeTV!
your ivalid u twit
Speaking of which… I think that Ari is a full-blooded Canadian.
Shadow, I know feeling tribal is an easy emotion, but it is not the right thing to do. Please forbear from bashing Canadians.
They are just like us, only with chilled extremities, and not much of a tan. Oh, and they have health coverage.
Hey, I was just following the thread. I have a few very nice Canadian friends that I talk to regularly.
You’re “your” is invalid, as is your “ivalid.” And we haven’t even started on your punctuation and capitalization, or utter lack thereof.
Your attempts at correcting others grammer whilst making a very basic error at the same time sickens me
Well, I did make an error with the first word, but at least I know how to spell “grammar” and use punctuation and apostrophes. So if I sicken you, I can’t imagine what you do to yourself!
The Jonas brothers are American. Enough said.
Oh god. Canada can have those. No, really. PLEASE TAKE THEM AWAY FROM US!
we don’t want em
That’s the first semi-intelligent thing that you’ve ever said!
Bell was Scottish. He was born in Edinburgh and educated entirely in the UK (Although he never finished university). He didn’t even arrive in Canada until he was 23 years old.
Canada gave us Justin Bieber, Céline Dion, and by the way, Graham Bell was a huge monopolist trying his hardest to gouge entrepreneurs out of the business.
What about Kids in the Hall?? Eh??
Canada gave us maple syrup. Surely they have to get a pat on the head for that? Canucks – tree vampires!
Good grains to make enough decent beer to make curling and ice hockey fights watchable and Canadian whiskey to act as antifreeze while ice fishing.
“I went to the fights last night, and a game of ice hockey broke out.” *flicks ash off cigar, waggles enormous eyebrows*
The English version is more Canadian. This is the translation of the French lyrics. They are singing two different anthems. The French are defending God and cross, and having brilliant exploits.
I always used to wonder why the last line was about protecting our front hallways and our fingers, French not being my best subject in school.
Some Japanese would disagree with you due to a Quebecois named Catherine St-Onge. Now whether you consider that Canada is another issue altogether.
Racist Troll : Way too d@mn racist for me, B!tch! And “Kent” That isn’t Canada’s national anthem, he took a load of different national anthems and made them one.
and Kent, and what of the fact that Canada ALREADY IS IN YOUR HISTORY BOOKS? If you could learn to read, or use the simple metric system, you may know that.
ALSO (sorry I feel strongly about this) What of the telephone? Without Canadians your fat @sses wouldn’t be able to text your delightful girlfriend, who is in fact, only 2 feet away.
*cough*troll*cough*
Shadow, you know me, I’m not a troll, and I’m Canadian, so I feel Kent is a douchebag.
I feel that most of the comments on this thread are of some “douchebag” quality. Even yours.
* holds up a mirror for Shadow*
As I said, most. Mine included, but I never yelled at anybody, or called them “fat assed.”
He is, but your comments were almost as bad as his.
Douchebag.
You’re just jealous because Canada’s not put itself in debt for the next 500 years.
indeed
USA = United States of Albion.
WIN! Please accept one of my internets.
Wow, those are some REALLY old shirts. I did not realize they had plastic back in the 1700′s
I was just wondering what the manufacture date of this garment was.
If you’re actually serious, you fail >_<
That’s just the plastic to keep these immensely valuable antique shirts in mint condition. Collector’s items, obviously.
So, we lost the revolutionary war?
United States of Britain = USB?
The I.T. crowd will be thrilled by that.
Heheh… I approve.
totally indeed
Where are they going to find someone dumb enough who won’t know the diff…….
HEY ARI GOLD, YOU WANT TO BY SOME SHIRTS?
Narr…LOL, Sure…FAIL. They look Authentic, Narr…LOL. *Drool dripping from side of face and onto “I like peaches” bib*
Alternate history in which the American Revolution was successfully avoided and the subsequent growth and development of the colonies left the British Isles as a forgotten backwater.
this is what i call a fail!
We received your order for ten of these shirts. They are on their way. Thank you for your business. Without people like you we wouldn’t exist.
Fail, or clever social commentary?
I’d buy one, but it might be easier just to have an embroiderer make one for me than find someone selling them. In fact, I could ask my brother-in-law.
Look, you don’t have to be a douchebag.
If you are Canadian, you give them a bad name.
Are all Canadians trolls? I mean, srsly, I thought he was anti-troll!
Dude, that’s like saying “Lindsey Lohan is a coked out skank, so all Americans are coked out skanks too”.
You can’t judge a whole country because of what one person on the internet said.
Yes I can. I just did. What part of that did you miss?
You’re being a Stupid A$$hole troll right now!
Either be cool or go away. This site is for fun, not for pricks to bash other people’s country. We bash people like britney spears, justina beiber and trolls.
*claps*
Shut up you Justin Beiber lover.
He’s nothing but a whiny son-of-a-beiber!
I want that shirt.
That’s not true – some of them happen to be extremely intelligent arseholes.
Hey! Doesn’t the only New Zealander on here get a say?!
No. SHUT UP!
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JK
Why are you mostly the one who answers back to me first?!
Because I have an auto refresh .dll package, and a lot of spare time.
Whereas I have no spare time whatsoever, and a package of stale .dill pickles.
Of course you do. We Antipodeans have to stick together. Have you ever met any intelligent Merkin arseholes?
… Me? I mean, Us?
Yes. Einstein for starters. Fyi I know he was born in Germany but he became American later on.
But whether he was an arsehole very much depends upon your definition.
Well… he did make nuclear war possible.
Typical Brits. Thinking they still own America.
Seriously? I think its really the other way around.
The phrase “51st State” comes from mind.
These are manufactured in the alternate universe where America lost the Revolutionary War and England is still mockingly rubbing it in 230 years later… by making lots of these “British Flag/USA” T-shirts. Pay them no mind… this is the only export they have!
More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way.” –George W. Bush, Martinsburg, W. Va., July 4, 2007
Some day engrish historians will recognize GB’s contribution to cognitive dissonance!!!
Well, after all, the Revolutionary War was more than two decades ago…
Epic fail! Two? It was more like 4…
Which is… (wait for it) more than two.
The flags wrong, the diagonal stripes do not work like that, compare with the the correct version:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/ae/Flag_of_the_United_Kingdom.svg
Just chalk it up to a little Flagrish.
You’re right, that flag is completely wrong, only the colors are right.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a4/Flag_of_the_United_States.svg
Oh, this is just awkward. Did someone forget to tell England we revolted? Well now it’s just too late. We’ll have to pretend everything is still cool. Everyone learn the words to “God Save the Queen”, and we’ll call our coffee breaks “tea time” from now on. Good news: We’ll all save money on toothpaste.
British, American, Canadian, Whatever… All you round eyes look alike!
Good point.
fattoler is correct the white lines on the diagonal cross should be wider than the red diagonal cross and the bottom one should be wider than the top one.
What’s with all the American vs Canadian comments? This is a British Flag/USA mix up. No Canadians in site.
We tend to drift off subject.
But there obviously are Canadians in site, although they may not be in sight.
And they may or may not have insight.
Perhaps you could look up some research on net use, and then you could find statistics about Canadians who are in site, in sight, and have insight, that you could cite. In fact, that would be out of sight!
There must be some in hindsight, too.
It was intended as a history joke. What do you call the parts of the USA still under the British flag? Canada.
True, that, well, except for the parts of the USA that are British embassies.
The Canadian flag doesn’t seem to bear much resemblance to the Union Jack.
Regardless, Queen Elizabeth (The first of everywhere she’s queen of except England and Wales) is the Canadian head of state.
Reminds me of this: http://www.bustedtees.com/greece
I’m British and found this funny XD
*save to PC*
Someone’s stuck in the (17)70′s.
Lmfao! Idiots.
Well, I suppose ripping off the tune of “God save the Queen” for use as “My Country Tis of Thee” makes sense now.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Country,_'Tis_of_Thee
UNITED STATES OF BRITAIN. BRITAIN. BRITAIN.
Are you taking the piss?
Rofl!
Looks like SOMEBODY didn’t update the shirt templates since about 1770…
retard