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…And your little dog too!


engrish funny - ...And your little dog too!

Guangzhou, China

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» Glory! 49 Comment

  1. DrLex says:

    No pain, no pretty.

  2. Gemenon says:

    What about The Precious?

  3. Carlos says:

    That brings to mind a scene something like:
    “It says that you’re ugly.”
    “What?! I’ll kick your ass!”
    “Whoa, wait a minute! Hurting me won’t make you any prettier!”

  4. lexan D says:

    Come here my little pretty. :twisted: *cackles*

  5. Someone says:

    Shouldnt it be dont hurt me because im pretty?

  6. kim says:

    literally it says “don’t for your beauty hurt me”, so the translation is actually accurate. maybe it’s telling people not to pick the flowers?

  7. Giardiniera says:

    Strange thing to put on a grave stone.

  8. dr handle says:

    Dear Ms Bathory, please do not cut my throat and drain my blood to bathe in to preserve your youth. Thank you.

  9. Idiotarded says:

    It says “don’t hurt me with your beauty”

  10. Sarge says:

    But I’m not pretty! Does that mean I have to hurt this sign?

  11. Worrier Princess says:

    Your pretty (!) is not so straight as you think.

  12. Crystalzoner says:

    Cue the evil witch cackle!

  13. Gollum says:

    No… But, will KILL you for the PRECIOUS!

  14. lawlin at things noone else ever lawls at like the word moose, also the CEO of trolls on trial, we make you the first one in court says:

    I do berieve tis is a repeat.

    • JohnB says:

      Well, I don’t bereave you.

      • lawlin at things noone else ever lawls at like the word moose, also the CEO of trolls on trial, we make you the first one in court says:

        I don’t berieve your bisberieval.

        • JohnB says:

          Pelhaps the word “bereavement” is a plobrem hele.

          • lawlin at things noone else ever lawls at like the word moose, also the CEO of trolls on trial, we make you the first one in court says:

            I find you’ll rying. I don’t know how to use any wolds that mean what i am tlying to say.

  15. JohnB says:

    Just don’t hate me because I’m beautiful.

  16. Sarah says:

    well you’re pretty good lookin’ yourself!


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