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Must have been an issue for them to have to put up a sign for it.
As if I need to be reminded.
Alot of people in the area are zipping up their pants saying “WHAT! Now what am I gonna do with my weekends?”
Weak ends aren’t a good reason to get rid of them…
Glad you’re continuing the original Dreadful Pun Hell Fairy’s tradition of engaging in dreadful punning whilst condemning it. But sorry to see you go.
It’s called ‘entrapment’.
0_o
I see this was submitted by jinxed
So, tell us, how did you feed the fishes?
Do you really need to ask? This is JINXED we’re talking about!
Are you suggesting something?
-sigh- I must inform you… I will soon be leaving Engrishfunny . com permanently.
ShadowSplicer, I now dub and appoint you as the Official Distributor of the Internets. It will be your job to keep, maintain, and distribute Internets as you see fit.
(“The internet is made of cats, eh?”)
Wait, WHAT? Why are you leaving?!
I concur, why are you leaving permanently. Are you sure you want to leave Shadow in charge of the Internets? Almost all of us have had to leave temporarily but have come back eventually. Did some one p!ss you off? Or is it the recycled material?
Yes, I want to hear (read)this too.
Sorry to hear that. Why permanently?
I’m done wasting my time on games, television, and on websites like this. It’s a scary realization, having to explain every action and every moment of your life to God on that judgment day. So, I am going to spend my time on other things that are actually worth my time. However, I do want to find another person to be the new Dreadful Pun heck fairy. So I am not leaving _immediately_.
…Ok then. Just be sure to visit at least once every month.
Maybe. Not like that would be enough to fix the chaos.
Chaos?
The ruined state of engrishfunny . com after Dr. Handle is not able to contend with all the punners and with me gone.
You were never much of a DPH Fairy anyways. You always said stuff like “here comes my clonking wand” and “you better not say that again.” You never enforced the law!
What are you talking about o_O? I never said that!
Yes you did. Many times.
It may or may not be an entire waste of time. Consider that a great many people from all over visit here (and all the cheezesites).
While they may not comment hopefully when they do read some of the comments it brings a smile or a little bright moment to their day.
It’s a very small thing but it does add a little something positive to the internets.
Doing something very small to make some people happy for a little bit or giving people the chance to be happy for all eternity. I choose the latter.
I see no conflict between the two, myself. After all, God must have a sense of humor, since he/she/it/they created us! But if you have to choose, far be it from me to criticize you for going with God, Jinxed.
Actually I tend to downplay things a bit, it’s not always such a small thing for some.
I know a person who is very sick and visiting cheezeland is like a lifeline.
Yes indeed. Please allow me indulge in a long but very true story. When I first got really serious about getting sober, I attended 12-step meetings almost every day. And being newly sober and therefore very nervous, I used one of my coping mechanisms, which is to make jokes. I make many very obvious jokes, but I also make subtle ones that you really have to be listening to catch. There was this fellow who was at nearly every meeting I went to. And he was always the first to start laughing when I was being subtly funny, and when he started laughing, people would look for the joke and find it. So instead of my making jokes and no one catching them, I got a lot of positive feedback from people laughing when I was being funny. If that man hadn’t been there, laughing, I don’t know that I would have kept going to meetings. And if I hadn’t gone to meetings, I wouldn’t have had the opportunity for God to work His miracle in me and deliver me into long-term sobriety. So by laughing, that man was definitely doing the work of God.
So it is my firm belief that no one should ever neglect the power of humor to carry divine benefits, or, if you’re not theologically inclined, to deliver powerful medicine.
But Jinxed, as I said, it is certainly your decision, hopefully guided by the Holy Spirit, and whatever you decide, go with God. Just remember that He works in mysterious ways.
You bring your own bag of nuts.
(Thank my friend for sending the image to me, he took it)
But that’s what makes fishing relaxing! =/
Thar will be no usin yer privit werm fer bait!
They must of had problems with people fishing with their privates. After all a penis would look like a worm to a fish and might actually be good bait.
Rather like a fishing rod…..
Oh, reely?
-floats over to observe the potential pun string and readies his wand-
AAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *clonk*
Ohhhh… you left him spinning on that one!
(yes, I took the bait)
You’re just trolling now (original meaning; nothing to do with bridges).
You must be a masterbai……angler.
His arm is getting burley.
He must have a hard time finding shirts with one large arm hole and one little one.
Think sp@ndex. (Apparently, the mods don’t like that brand name!!)
Spandеx? What’s wrong with that?
*sob* I’ve sobbed into my tutu, and now it’s gone all squidgie.
At least he’s good at something
…something besides the ability to hack your computer into a useless pile of slag…
!!GIVE THAT TO ME!! *takes machette away from shadow* WHERE DID YOU GET THIS?!!
You can’t take my virtual mechette!
I’ll use that WOW Mr T grenade thing on you, since we’re speaking virtually.
Nah. My firewall would totally blow that one in your face.
That and I’m buddies with my work’s software designer. He hooked me up with some of his own personal strange software that screws up the hackers computer. When the hacker opens the gateway between the two computers, the software sends over its own virus. He says it’s not registered and won’t be recognized. From what he says, their next boot up with do a DOS Harddrive Format. So I’m not particularly worried.
That’s particularly awesome. Anyways, I was talking to lexan D.
Oh, yeah sorry.
I think a long handled ax would be much better
Shadow I’ve worked with some people who can reduce a computer to a hopeless pile of slag just by using it lol
“my grandma”
Since you are that good it would be better to use your skills in a constructive way, such as writing better programs to protect people against hackers.
That’s what I have done. Since I have learned to hack computers, I know how to protect against it too. I am currently working on my own software…
And I think you will be a brilliant software creator with a very bright future. And you’ve been around long enough to know I don’t throw around compliments lightly.
Yeah, you’re usually really stingy about that.
Also the thing that makes this even weirder is that the sign is in the water. Did the people who like to feed their privates to fish knock it over out of revenge?
Yes, some of the fishermen out here are nuts
They tend to just lose it. xP
If you know a corporal or a sergeant it’s probably OK if you feed the fishes together.
don’t do that!
Is this a polite way of saying “No piddling in the pond”? Because the size that some koi (or even goldfish) grow to, it would be a brave or a foolhardy man who would, er, dangle his bait in front of them.
If you wish to maintain your innocence, do not google eel rectum Chinese man.
ZOMFG! I just looked at the results, and that was enough to scar me for life.
More then you were before?
Yes.
bluejade, what do you do in your spare time?
Fish.
You do fish?
I’ve heard some people like doing it with animals in the farm, not about animals from the sea.
That is where mermaids come from.
I didn’t say what or how I fish.
Well… that’s one way of looking at it.
Having unfortunately read your post, I am still left with a most disturbing mental picture. My poor ignorance has taken a battering. I must guard it carefully, and not let it be harmed any further…
Incidentally, what made you decide to google ‘eel rectum chinese man’? Did you just wake up in the morning and think, “Hey, I wonder what sort of hits I’ll get if I google a strange combination of words, like eel rectum chinese man”?
She read it in her monthly subscription of “Fish P0rn”. You’ve never heard her talk about it? This issue, I hear was titled “living like a Prawn Star”
You’re acting like you’ve never heard of Rule 34?
That’s the magazines slogan. “Rule 34, on Paper”
I dropped my subscription when I realized it was the trade mag for BP.
It was completely innocent… I was looking for a story I had originally encountered on Fark. A guy had fallen into a tank of eels, and one shot up his butt. I was going to link it, but I couldn’t get past the other stories…
He was ok after surgery and associated trauma.
Who needs enemies when you have friends to fill the void?
Well, that’s just great! Now we’ll have spam all over the interwebs advertizing eel tanks for naked diving…
Oh no we won’t. The insurance rates would kill them!!
Oh, I’m sure they’d have a multi-page release of responsibility that you’d have to sign before being permitted to play with the eels.
… or eels to fill the void…
EngrishFunny – chipping away at your beloved ignorance since 2000-and-something.
Friends with eels; who needs them?
I can just imagine the conversation:
– My colon is not feeling well.
– What’s wrong?
– I feel eel.
Eek!
Didn’t you say he is dead?
No, I said he was sleepin’ with the fishes.
Fish + Human = WTF?!
Friends with eels; who needs them?