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This must be the desert menu.
*groan*
Also good for making sandwiches.
And here I thought you only got this sort of thing when eating at the beach.
the spicy ones give me heart burn i prefer regular toast sand
i’d buy that..
The crunch that refreshes!
A little grit to add that special texture that some may crave,
lol. two plese!
it actually says sand (sa-n-do) in the thing below, lol.
Yummy!
Yeah, specially the gravel between the two plates of sand looks appealing. And what’s that in the middle? Wooden sticks? I’m already salivating!
Sand is bad for you teeth. I hate it when I get sand stuck in mine at the beach.
“Sand” (“sando”) is the Japanese abbreviation for “sandwich” (“sandouitchi”). Move along; nothing to see.
Which is precisely why this is in this website. The Japanese katakana (i.e. stupid) abbreviation is サンド, but that is JAPANESE! In ENGLISH, “sand” means something entirely different…
Ah, ok!
That completely explains it!
Speicially the plate of coarse gravel …
True Engrish! YES!
Photoshopped! You can see where the “…wich” in “Sandwich” was, because hat part’s not glossy like the rest of the poster is.
Perhaps.
Looks more to me to be a matter of lighting and the way the banner is hanging. Besides if “..wich” had been there the type alignment, which is perfectly balanced, would have the word running almost to the edge.
Then why is it centered? Hmmmm? And the gloss doesn’t cover the whole thing, just part of it. It might be the quality of the picture that is making you doubt: the edges between colors is pixelated.
Uh, Shadow, that’s weird…similar thoughts and look at the time posted.
Personally I really don’t know why anyone would bother to do that with Photoshop just so they can get a pic posted here.
While it’s been quite a few years since I’ve worked with it, I do have Photoshop on one of my old Macs, I still remember a thing or two.
Well, who can resist the fame and riches that come from having a pic posted on EngrishFunny?
How old are you again? It’s weird that you and I have similar ideas.
Lol, much older, old enough to be your parent and then some.
I think you are pretty bright kid.
It is a bit strange, but that is one of interesting things about cyberspace.
When you get people more than one generation apart, there tends to be more harmony. Grandparents get along so well with their grandchildren because they share a common enemy…
Indeed, bad quality. I know bcs I took the pic.
I took it with my cell phone cam, a pretty bad cam if you ask me.
That’s the weirdest resolution that I have ever seen for a phone camera.
Indeed.
Actually, “sand” or “sando” isn’t an uncommon thing to see on cookie/biscuit packages in Japan. It’s short for “sandoitchi”, the katakana rendering of “sandwich”. Frankly, I think that makes this dodgy Engrish at best.
Japanese put sand in their cookies?
Note to self : never buy Japanese cookies.
Not shopped, I took the picture.
If you look at the way sand is centered, you can tell it never was sandwich you photoshop nazi!
The two most common types of troll we encounter here on this site are the “this is not Engrish!” ones and the “this is photoshopped” ones, so we see this all the time. Another common type is the “this is not funny, and this site is getting worse and worse all the time!” The somewhat rarer type of troll complains that we are all trailer park idiots who get our jollies laughing at the funny monkey people. We mostly just ignore them, although we wish we could find some way of making them go away.
Toast sand? Powdered Toast Man is intrigued.
win
Wouldn’t toasted sand turn into glass?
It is just heated enough to evenly distribute the tar balls.
Now you tell me.
That explains the sharp taste.
You’d need a pretty powerful toaster to get that to happen! When I was a lad, a friend of mine and I tried to heat sand hot enough to turn it into glass. We couldn’t get a flame hot enough (although I suspect that with the proper use of the blowpipe, something I learned to do a few years later, we probably could have made some small beads of glass.
*~Warning, Warning! Bad pun Alert!~* Anyone up for a toasted Sandwich?
I dont get it.
Uh… I don’t get it, and the warning kinda killed it.
I’ll explain…. Actually, nevermind.
I’d rather lie on the toasted sand-which by the way feels great.
I’m summoning a sand witch with a wand stitch.
I was served that by my gal when I woke up hungover on the beach at Hilton head.
POWDERED TOAST MAAAAAAAN!!!!
Can I have a packet of gravel, Mum, er, Dad?