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I’m not wearing any pants though!
I find your lack of pants disturbing.
His lack of pants isn’t what is disturbing, it’s what’s exposed.
Hey, lack of pants: but I’m wearing cropped jeans!
it’s short shorts for me
Im wearing a bear proof suit.
So Pedobear doesn’t get to you? Smart.
I’m wearing pants that are too big in the legs and are covered with blood.
Either my period started, or I am a well-known assasin.
I wear no pants! I weeaaar no pants!
Reminds me of that song from Mystery Science Theater 3000. “Pants! Pants! Sing the praises of pants! Nothing better shows my taste/than what I wear below my waist. Pants!”
Maybe they mean pant as in heavy breathing.
Actually they mean ‘underwear’.
That’s what ‘pants’ means in Japanese.
Pants are ‘zubon’
Boxers or briefs?
Commando.
Oh, lordy… I guess I have to say it…
Depends!
AAAAARGH! *clonk*
But…in order to create life, you DO have to take off your pants.
or at least open your fly (without getting caught in it)
What about women?
Weeeeell, technically, you can just sort of hoik them out of the way without actually removing them, but removal is preferable, and more comfortable.
0_o
I’m gonna stand over there ->
*backs away slowly*
RUN!!
*sprints to the nearest exit*
You must be out of condition. I can hear your pants.
YEAH! Pull those up!
For the beginning of pregnancy, or the end?
Wearing a skirt would be much easier when you don’t want to remove it and are on the go.
Skirts aren’t pants! No life!
Cr0tchless jeans? But not appropriate in public!
Naw, just unzip and be sure she’s wearing a skirt.
Stop having boring pants. Stop having a boring life.
no pants 4 love and valentine… so sad :[
So telling someone to get a life is the same thing as telling them to put on some pants?
When someone refers to those “killer jeans,” you know they’re talking about these… you take them off, and you die!
Speaking of no pants, I found JohnB’s brother!
http :// engrishfunny . com/2010/06/23/engrish-funny-delicious-and-salty/comment-page-1/#comment-105229
*nose-up-in-air-sniff* We don’t care to associate with those… octagonal members of the family.
I’m wearing a skirt and a pair of tights. Does that mean I’m not alive?!
Yup. You’re a Twilight vampire.
Ill’e get the torces and pitch forks
But do you sparkle?
NO! No twilight! No reason to ever ever refrence twilight!
Is that you on PoorlyDressed.com?
Ha ha.
Wearing bunny ears in public would be considered poorly dressed.
Real vampires don’t sparkle. Besides, I’m a werewolf. Werewolves don’t wear pants!
No, no, werewolves don’t wear SHIRTS.
And pretending to be a cat would be considered a mental problem.
(I hope Meowth never reads this)
No reply either? I guess nobody cares. *has a sad*
Aww… *pets kitty*
*purrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*
You responded to me saying that wearing bunny ears would also be considered poorly dressed, I just had to have a comeback.
If you don’t wear pants, you will be shot by the Fashion Police.
I let them make as much fun of my kilt as they want while they dodge my mace and claymore.
Don’t shoot. It just makes me angry.
Yes, let’s pants!
This shop is just a small part of the Letterman empire.
Pants are an illusion and so is death.
Oddly enough the courts will accept neither as a viable defense.
Comment win!
great slogan
Lose your pants; lose your life.
(I can’t believe that no one but me seems to remember some of these classics!) I know I’m not up on the latest fashion trends, but when exactly did pudding become pants???
Pants on the ground, pants on the ground,
Lookin’ like a fool with your pants on the ground…
Remember that “pants” in the UK are underwear, whereas “pants” in the US are outerwear.
That’s good to know if I go to the UK. Thank you for saving another ignorant American from being publicly humiliated. It’s truly appreciated *shakes DianaR’s hand solemnly*
As the theme song goes in I Am Weasel…
“You don’t need pants for the victory dance…”