The Timer Works Really, Really Well
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Wait- How do you set “time of the month” on this thing?
Now there’s an app for that.
No, really, click on my name. For $3.99 you’ll know when your next period is due. Click on name for more info.
I guess some women will use a blackberry to predict menstruation, while others will just *ahem* wing it.
Always.
They give me free calendars at the credit union.
I NOT HAS A PMS!!!!!
Oh, what?… er, sorry, according to my husband, I does in fact has a PMS…
But of course! Rule #1 for husbands: Any and all complaints by wives should be dismissed as PMS. Rule #2: If your wife no longer has periods, change the “P” to mean “Post.”
Post? If she wants to complain you just letter?
That’s write.
These puns are so bad that they’ve rendered me immobile. That’s right, I’m…. stationary!
That will save us the trouble of putting you in a pen.
That’s one bitchin timer!
You beat me to it.
It’s all about the timing.
+1
Yay! I has a
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I could think of many situations where the use of this product would be totally appropriate.
Fabulous product!
Ritchen! It’s ritchens me!
Win! Epic play on words! But maybe I’ve been hearing too many sexist jokes lately…
>.>
this seems helpful
You know, putting the logo over the funny part is not a real good idea.
The logo is automatically put there.
I actually have that timer but I didn’t buy it. Me and my friend were on a bike ride and we saw it in the ditch so I picked it up.
does it shut off the wife after you’ve had enough?
Duke Nukem Forever? no….but a timer….yes
Made by mentally disabled rappers for mentally disabled rappers. Its totally bitchen dawg!
So does this keep track of how long your girlfriend or wife bitches to you?
That’s exactly what it’s for. You can hook it up to the interwebs, to send the results directly to the Guinness Book of World Records. I’ve blown the circuits on three of these things just this year; they don’t make ‘em like they used to.
My wife’s mom came visit to after we got married. I am not considered by her to be a son in law; I’m the guy having sex with her daughter.
I would get up 30 minutes before her mom got up, make coffee and breakfast, and go back to bed and wait for her to go out and get properly caffeinated before I would send out my wife to make sure it was safe.
She complained that I slept in too much.
Next time slip in some Prozac into the coffee to get her in a good mood. If all else fails, I know a guy who knows a guy…
And if she commits suicide… that’s just a fortunate side-effect.
I am so sorry!
The version for teens has different alarm sounds that include “Haven’t you made your bed yet!”, “Didn’t I tell you to put out the garbage!”, “Don’t make me come over there.”, and “If I have to tell you one more time mister..”
That version is a real mother……
Yes, a real mother nagging.
Bitchin’ in tha kitchen!
This is perfect for my GF.
Not because she’s a girl, but because she just loves this kinda stuff.
Yes, I’ve noticed that bitchin’ is not restricted to just one gender.
The perfect tool to time your Bitchin’ Camaro with.
Look – there’s even a button so you can stop, AND start your bitchen!
“I do” 3….2….1….
Had i know i could TIME my bitchen, i’d have been a different woman years ago!!!
Haha, saw this very same label 2 years ago when I worked at Dollar Tree!