Rule One
Seen in a zoo in Thailand
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No food monkey!
Theres a missing “b”. It should say don’t beat the animals.
But, I’m so hungry.
But that isn’t allowed, so…
… you will go hungry.
… *eats bugs instead*
I hear that leaves and twigs can be pretty tasty, too
This is weird. In my post above I was replying to Shadow and it didn’t thread and with my post at 3:04 ended up higher up with the earlier posting.
For some reason, those three comments keep jumping around.
And the reply button is screwed up. How nice.
I’ve just hit the reply button to your comment Shadow but I’ll be surprised if it works.
I also found that some comments I made yesterday to earlier posts have disappeared. Apparently there’s a few problems here…
Well, since we’re not allowed to eat the animals, the comments are worried that we’ll start on them instead. They’re just trying to stay out of our range.
Gas or electric range?
♫ Home, home on the range,
Where the comments and animals stray…♫
That was a punishment for eating the animals! You bad!
Monkeys are bad for your cholesterol.
…..eats shoots and leaves. (regular Panda)
…..eats, shoots and leaves. (Wild-West Panda)
Eats, roots and leaves (Australian wombat)
And let me just say she doesn’t meet “cheers” when she says “roots”.
Hence, in any social group, there will always be one man whose nickname is ‘Wombat’, either because of his physique, or his proclivities.
Bugs are animals, too!
And they have feelings, feelings that can easily be crushed.
What kind of restaurant is this, anyway?
Not a self simultaneous one, evidently.
Must be the Poo de Poo. If we eat the animals they won’t be able to get their supplies any more.
But there’s a man eating tiger in the next cage!
*tish-BOOM!*
WIN!
If I could eat all the animals, gnaw their carcasses, lunch upon a bunch of chimpanzees.
I’d dine on antelope and eagle, buffalo and beagle,
Roasted, or done as a fricassee…
Dr….. who?
Ok, we can easily reach an agreement with the animals here. I promise not to eat you as long as you promise not to eat me.
But, that is one tasty looking rat!
If we’re not supposed to eat the animals, how come they’re made out of meat?
*boom/tish*
If we are not supposed to eat animals, how come they’re so tasty?
So the reply button is as screwed as some of the engrish on this site, lovely.
@ Crystalzoner
And apparently, it has no sense of order: look at the time these were posted!
Crap. It does work occasionally.
SON OF A MONKEY!
MODS, PLEASE RESET THIS POST!
I AM a son of a MONKEY what do we have to do with this??
Evolutionist? Or actually a monkey?
WE ARE THE MONKEYS TALIBAN TAUGHT HOW TO FIRE AK-47′s, WE WILL SHOOT YOUR A** IF YOU MESSED UP WITH US BWAHAHAHAHA
:\ Ok then….
Now give us all your bananas
NEVUR! *pushes button that destroys every banana in the universe*
U AHHHH AHHHH AHHH AHHH AHHH **Rages in wild animal frenzy**
*sprays monkey with hose*
BAD MONKEY!
*looks at mad monkey* I’m outta here! *flee*
NO FLEAS IN HERE! *starts itching* RARRRGGGGGGG!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! Plz, somebodies scratttches ma tumee!!
Hell’s bells, I’m leaving before he starts to hurl his own dung…
I genuinely wonder if eat and feed are the same verb in the Taiwanese language.
Nope, it isn’t.
This is the backyard of Kentucky Fried Monkey in Taipei, that’s why they don’t want you to eat them… before getting dipped in the special mix of herbs and deep fried, of course.
I recommend the nuggets, with these little monkey hands protruding like wanting to say “Hello!” and quite handy to hold them!
Ok, that was weird. Thanx mods.
But they look so delicious!
testing if i can use others “names”
Uh, yes you can use other names, but please be creative and make up your own.
NEVER!
Are we having a cross dressing party? I haven’t shaved my legs and am a bit big for anything of yours.
Should have thought of that before you took my identity. Now we all can see you in tight tight women’s clothes with hairy legs and underarms.
0_o
AAAARGH! The camel toe! The horror!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! WHY DID YOU SAY THAT?!!??!?! Now I have that image burned into my mind!!!!!!!!!
I’m surprised nobody mentioned it yet, but this one looks like it may be photoshopped or even a physically altered sign. The spacing around the E in EAT is all wrong, and the smudge before it….
Yes you are right, there is something odd on the sign.
What do do think the letter should be where the smudge is?
“feed”
“meed”
“peed”
“Freed”
“heed”
“reed”
“greed”
“need”
“kneed”
“weed”
“teed”
“mead”
2 letters… bleed…
that’s right folks, no bloodletting here.
It’s proper English, makes sense, and they most likely have a genuine desire not to have the animals eaten. It doesn’t fit here.
Dumb.
The Thai part of the sign says, “Don’t hurt the animals” so that means the “B” fell off the English part…Don’t BEAT the animals…
exactly.
don’t do that!
Don’t peat the animals.
p is photoshoped, a bad photoshop.
My vote is that someone scratched the white letter off; not photoshopped.
Agreed.
But they’re so small and edible!
When the heading ‘Rule One’ came up, were there any other Pythonphiles who had the urge to shout something offensively homophobic? *insert suitably embarrassed smiley here*
I’m not sure. Example?
I’d forgotten that sketch until you mentioned it. *strains memory*
= : oops : (without the spaces)
University of Wooloomoloo?
Still confused.
This is what dr handle was referring to.
I can’t guarantee you will be any less confused.
“Poofter” is Australian for homosexual.
What?…?……….!…?
Really, I wanted some fried meerkat for dinner.
I saw this. It’s at phuket zoo. I also took a picture.
The zoo where nobody cares anymore?
I saw what you did there…
I didn’t realize this was a problem.
oh mai.. ahaha.. yeah..
i will.. i will not eat the animals x))