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I don’t know what “self simultaneous food” is, but I’m sure (and I really hope) it’s got nothing to do with pleasure.
Yes, you are correct. I thought of how the word pleasure didn’t have anything to do with this.
Sorry, this was me when first getting up in the morning.
You wake up with a creepy smile? *looks at the avatar, shivers*
I would not like to wake up to that face staring me down.
*AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!*
*wakes up, rolls over*
I think they meant to say “please don’t bring your own food.” Muslim restaurants have to be kept halal (like kosher only not quite as restrictive), so if someone brings a pork bun they’re screwed.
I think they misread it as “stimulating”….XD
simultaneos mean two or more things happening at once the word the tittle is meant to be reffering to is stimulation
*title
If the bewbs are little, then they’re “tittles.”
According to Jeff Dunham. Or Peanut. Or both.
SILENCE! I KEEL YOU!
Morning, Achmed.
good evening… INFIDEL!!!
Yeah, American kids think simultaneous == stimulative
not americans, just that one guy
Hey, I got it first try! And I’m American…
If you decline all food that is happening at the same time as yourself, you’ll starve!
Forget the Mu. This is a Slim restaurant.
What would a Shintoism restaurant be?
Apparently this website does not know the difference between simultaneous and stimulating…this is a title for failblog…
If it was stimulating, the food would be one big mouth оrgаsm!
There are some foods that can cause YOU a mouth orgasm………………………………………….strawberries.
Sorry, I was missing a letter from my email.
Only pizza has that ability!!
…I had some in the fridge, but they got moldy the day after they were bought.
Just think that there will be a time when you can have all the strawberries you want, anytime you want. Once you are married….and your wife brings them home from the market.
Don’t tell the boy things that aren’t true.
SILENCE! I KEEL YOU!
Come on, let me at least hope!
Eat food from a parallel universe?
Is that the universe where dogs really talk – cuz I so want to go there!!!
“Self simultaneous”? Redundant? Is it, “Please do not order more than one serving of the same dish”?
Why would they care? What does being a Muslim restaurant have to do with it?
Given the context, `self-righteous´ food may make more sense.
No being self-righteous in a Muslim restaurant!
Yeah, OR I KEEL YOU!
where is that?
If the title-writer thinks “simultaneous” means “stimulating,” he must wonder why people have to put so much effort into achieving “simultaneous orgasm.”
Let’s just break this down a little:
Muslim restaurant (Got that bit: sheep’s eyeballs & stuff)
Decline self: sit down (possibly on the floor)
Simultaneous food: instant service OR waiter carries two plates.
Muslim restaurant = sheep’s eyeballs???
travel much?
Sense of humour much?
I have lived in a muslim country.
Is this Quantum Dining, then? Where you cannot know simultaneously the velocity and location of the food? That’s a hell of a weight loss program.
great place for models to eat, the portions are sub-atomic in size
What gets me is that it says muslim restaurant. But its translated from chinese. What if they really mean christian or Jewish? Or mabey its supposed to be a Kosher place. Not muslim. Because if it were muslim then it would also be in Aarabic.
You do know that muslims live in all parts of the world, and as such, can be Chinese right?
Wouldn’t they be “musrims”?
Isn’t it sad when cousins marry?
Anyway, here’s what “Muslim restaurant|” made me think of:
This is getting old.
Dupicate poste.
there’s a lot of muslim restaurant in Hongkong, fyi