The More, The Quieter?

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Submitted by: Sujay via Engrish Funny Submissions
No noising, erybudy!
No noise! And…first!
Dang it….second
Actually, now you’re third.
Shhhhh!
SILENCE… I KILL YOU
that sounds great!
This looks like it happened in a bathroom? Look at the tile, it will give it away.
Stop, hey, what’s that sound
Everybody look what’s going down
The sign wouldn’t be needed in a psychiatrist’s bathroom. A psychiatrist always has a silent P.
*sob*
Ha ha! Stone wall == bathroom? That’s pretty flimsy. I take it you haven’t been to… or even seen on T.V…. well, anywhere.
“Damage to be around people.” A succinct summation of my life philosophy.
There, there. *pats Htom on the back reassuringly*
Something must have worked out once, somewhere!
I can understand this but sometimes a just few nice people or just an individual can make all the difference.
Together we can be quiet,
Alone with you I really myself.
Let’s set an example for the children.
Then ask them to watch and learn.
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.
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Wait, you mean, not do it all?
Oh. Was that what I could hear?
Sorry I’m trying to do it as quietly as I can.
If I hear ANY moaning, I’m pulling this car over, and you are OUT!
I can’t have silent happy ending, I must make at least a bit of noise.
Yes much damage to be around people. Lets indeed not noise.
So if I’m alone in a forest and I’m quiet, am I really being noisy?
We’ll just sit around feeling the magic atmosphere, then, shall we?
Yes, that is quite nice.
Wait a minute, who made that noise?
Goodness, you’re back, welcome! Now, I’m leaving.
I’ll miss seeing you here
Do you think you’ll be back?
Pardon me. I had beans for lunch.
Weren’t those coffee beans?
No, the beans I had don’t cough.
If only my children would adopt this philisophy. I damage.
iDamage. There’s an app for that.
In “liberated” Iraq, people to be around damage.
“Damage the around people. Let’s not noise.”
Is it an assassination training guild? Kill everyone without making the slightest sound to pass, otherwise you become one of the targets.
Let there be not noise!
I agree, I wouldn’t want to noise too much and cause the damage peoples to ear hurting.
Why is a tenant when he sleeps?
Apparently my joke was too obscure. This may help:
Why is a mouse when it spins? Because the higher, the fewer.
Thus, why is a tenant when he sleeps? Because the more, the quieter.
“Let’s not noise.” lol!