Ever Heard The Saying ‘When Nature Calls’?

Submitted by: 3eagles
Add this to your blog:
(Copy & paste code)
You May Like:
« Previous That’s Too Many Vowels In My Coffee | Chinese for Douchebags Next »

Submitted by: 3eagles
But I reeeeeeeaaalllllllly have to go!
Thankfully, they’ve put up a sign for you to hide behind while you take a dump.
Peepee only, no defecation!
But it doesn’t say express lane!!
Everything not prohibited is allowed.
You are welcome to come here but you can’t go here.
So m@sturbation is allowed?
So im not allowed to go in the dirt? Even if I have to go really bad?
Even the Moose can’t go?
Does a bear sh!t in the woods? Not these woods!
While the sign itself is hilarious, did anyone else notice how good the grammar actually is. The sentences make sense and they’re complete with proper verbs and punctuation.
Yeah, I almost don’t see how this is Engrish at all. The only grammar mistake I see is “toilet” should be “toilets”
It is funny though.
“There isn’t any toilets here”?? Let’s hope your former English teachers live in a state with capital punishment.
THE WORST KIND OF PUNISHMENT!
Yes. It’s a movie with Ace Ventura.
But what if the trees need fertilizer? ;A; They’re screwed. T3T
if someone s**ts in the woods, and nobodies around, does it smell?
I don’t know, why don’t you tell us? *pushes Epictrollisepic face-first into it*
Manners, dahling.
Fine. *politely shoves Epictrollisepic into the poo*
This is not the response I am looking for.
*politely… ?nudges? Epictrollisepic into the poo*
I think you shouldn’t push Epictrollseptic into the poo. Allow me to do it instead.
No free range pupu allowed!
So there’s nowhere to talk to my good friend nature over the phone here? Damn..I’ll have to find somewhere else.
don’t crap on the yard
Many people pee/poo at the tree, i seen one two weeks ago and another in paris last year
No Unchi!? nooo うんち!
Do not deficat….. wai…. Huh? I understand that….