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Yes. Spiderman is actually Bruce Wayne.
LOL, I did not see that coming…
I now have poof of this.
This officially wins the universe.
He wins some internets for bringing smiles and laughter to so many people. YAY SPIDEY!
The good awesome have super -hiro fantastic!
So who is Batman then?
Duh, Peter Parker. To throw people off, they will trade superhero costumes. That way no one will know who they really are.
But we know who they are now!
Or so you think…..
it’s Morgan Freeman
No, it is Gordan Freeman.
And Catwoman is Alyx Vance.
It’s okay, they’ll just start swapping costumes with Wonder Woman to confuse us again.
Probably just before they start stroking the criminals everywhere.
? Stroking select criminals thoroughly; or stroking all criminals indiscriminately?
Good point. The story is so fµcked up I didn’t even notice the ambiguity there.
Maybe karma is about to hit the luggage gangsters.
he stroke who?
i love asian-made toys.
what is this i dont even
Batman has a villa in Gete?
he’s got the money so it’s likely XD
How do he shot web?
“Fraps”, look it up.
This is a rerun, but still a rich vein.
I wonder how a professional public servant of jack Straw’s standing got sucked into this.
The bad part is that someone has opened the box since then and played with the toy.
who is batman?
Jack Straw is an abnormal Drug Trafficker…?
That’s Doctor Jackstraw to you!
Question is, is he an abnormal trafficker of drugs or a trafficker of abnormal drugs?
Yes.
I guess he had more in common with his drug abusing son than he would have liked labour voters to know.
Coincidental references to British politicians aside, am I the only one that thinks “Dr. Jackstraw” is actually kind of a bitchin’ name? That’s not bad for translating “Scarecrow” into language where that would make no sense. They could’ve called him “Dr Frigten-The-crowes”.
ha, he found a basement under his villa? why is that the thing that stood out the most for me?
So he lived in a villa for a long time without knowing he had a basement. That doesn’t sound like the smartest of the bunch to not realize that.
Well, he IS the World’s Greatest Detective…
It is because his mysterious opponents were quite familiar with him, I suspect in a biblical sense.
If he’d found a basement in the attic, we’d all be even more confused than we are right now…
Another masterpiece by Bergholt Stuttley “Bloody Stupid” Johnson.
Which actually beats the carp pond!
If you don’t understand this exchange, look him up on Wikipedia, then go and buy some Terry Pratchett books.
I first read: “Which actually beats the crap pond!”
…just don’t fall into the hoho…
When I watched the version of Batman Begins delivered in the USA, I was certain I was missing some key elements of the plot. At least now I know what they were!
“Stop, Toughon, cheif of Mafia! I am Bruce Wayne, AKA Spiderman, and I stroke all criminal activates!”
“oh noz! he’s gonna stroke us!”
funny how they have the pic of Batman and knew that it was Bruce Wayne, but still thought the guy dressed in black was spiderman :S
“Stop, Toughon, cheif of Mafia! I am Bruce Wayne, AKA Spiderman, and ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!”
This isn’t Engrish, it’s exactly as said: he turned into another person. Sick of being Batman, he turned into Spiderman!
I wonder what he’s going to turn into next <.<
Kool-Aid Man?
sick not only of his identity but also of being a member of the human species, he decides to turn himself into SPIDER PIG!
Spiderpig, Spiderpig, does exactly what a Spiderpig does,…
yeah, but then he might change to bat pig to REALLY confuse everyone
Yeah, and pigs might fly! Oh, wait….
OH YEAH!!!!!
Calling him Spiderman when the title is allready called `Batman Begins.`How can you even make a mistake like that LOL!
They probably thought it would attract more hits on his website.
*clonk*
This latest reboot of the Batman Franchise sounds very good, glad to see he’s left Gotham behind him/
rofl, suddenly I’m reminded of that retarded song Peter sang in Family Guy.
I’m more dismayed by the captioner not knowing the difference between Louis and Lois.
Ah, Lois, Louis; what difference does it make?
Revenging is not a word. Damn those Chinese for ruining our language! And since when did Bruce Wayne become Spiderman? I get the feeling Stan Lee is gonna sue some DC ass.
Spiderbat, spiderbat,
Does whatever a spiderbat does…
Who am I? I’m Batma-
No, wait: I’m Spiderman!! Yeah, that’s the ticket!
Batman Beggin’ (for a decent translation)
So what does a “normal” drug trafficker look like?
i was reading it, and i got to “SPIDERMAN” I lolled so hard.
What I don’t understand is how anybody could screw up this badly.
It was obviously translated by child slave workers in sweatshops. Dont be to mean. There just kids.
I am considering retaining this particular translation company to write my biography – I think they will make my life sound so much more interesting than it actually is. I wonder who I’ll turn into halfway through?
How does the toilet shark feel about this?
It’s always wanted to be Sharktipus anyway (check on ROFLRazzi).
Just when I thought it was safe to get in the water!
I always wanted to be a flying shark, with fricking lasers…
I like fricking lasers! *fffffffffriiick! fffffffffriiick! fffffffffriiick!*
Don’t you mean “flicking razors”?
For the most part, that’s an accurate summary of the movie Batman Begins. There are however… certain key differences.
I couldn’t see anything wrong other than 3rd grade grammar until I came to the Spiderman bit. It cracked me up.
Spiderbat.
The child of Spiderman and Batman… Wait…
I don’t know, I think I need to keep an eyes out for that Abnormal Drug Trafficker… O_o
i LOL’d so hard when i got to the word spiderman
LOLOLOL at first i was reading this and i was like, whats so funny about this and then i read further and im like LOL FOR REAL??!! i can’t believe they put spiderman lmao xD
“he stroke all crime and criminals”