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Serious Opinions About Toilet Paper


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Hotel Mongolia, Ulaanbaatar, Mongolia

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  1. EEPster says:

    It actually makes sense if it was by a Minneapolis Airport man’s bathroom stall.

    • jayesjay says:

      Makes even more sense in some countries where used toilet paper is put into a bin, and not flushed away. Yucch! I understand this is so in Greece. Probably not where there is mains drainage, in towns and posh hotels.

  2. KinkyTom says:

    Don’t throw out cigarettes with toilet paper? well i guess that makes sense :P

  3. la conejita says:

    OMG, I respect the gay community and would never do that.

  4. dr handle says:

    Do not set the toilet paper on fire after you’ve used it.

  5. Somebody says:

    I may not agree with the gay community but im not that homophobic.

  6. Vuvuzela says:

    Ouch, I can hear Chris Crocker complaining in my ear already!
    (attempt to block out his cries)
    BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZBZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!
    BBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
    ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

  7. w/e says:

    This is only a spelling mistake. It should have said and instead of end. but w/e

  8. heidrance says:

    There are these crazy people that call things by crazy names: they’re called the British.
    A truck is a lorry.
    An elevator is a lift.
    A fag is a cigarette.
    Only fail is “end” instead of “and”.

  9. Dangermouse says:

    It’s late & I’m tired ~ someone please help….. I’m trying desparately to work out something funny involving the phrase ‘blow smoke out your a**’

  10. Eloc says:

    A “fag end” is british *slang* for “cigarette butt”.

    Heidrance was a quarter of the way there… we still call it a cigarette, ‘fag’ is merely slang. And the ‘end’ wasn’t so much a fail in this context.

  11. dr handle says:

    I am reliably informed that this is the usual practice for toilets in many cities in Greece: you put the used toilet paper in a bin beside the loo, not in the toilet itself. That would take some getting used to; apparently this caused all sorts of misunderstandings and plumbing difficulties during the Athens Olympics, with many foreign visitors dropping the paper into the toilet out of sheer habit.

  12. Grammar Police says:

    They forgot the comma!


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