Looks like toys can be dangerous when life sized.
Submitted by: CloneOutcast via Engrish Funny Submissions
-
-
Copy & paste this:
« Previous So That Is What Public Places Are | Get The Abs You’ve Always Wanted Next »
Dangerous Buzz
» Glory! 39 Comment
Leave a Reply
-
Recent Talking Abouts
interested party on Meanwhile in Lebanon Noname on Bonne Chance à Vous, Fran… coyoteman2 on Jumalauta, Suomi (“Damni… coyoteman2 on Oh You Think You Fancy, H… hewhoisblue on Good for Him! Droll not Troll on Buggah Me, I Can’t Deel … Kitten on Have You Guys Heard of That Ne… Borat on Buggah Me, I Can’t Deel … Droll not Troll on Coke-a-Doodle-Doo jonnyguru on Buggah Me, I Can’t Deel … 
Cheezburger Company Blog
![\"Quantcast\"/](\"http://pixel.quantserve.com/pixel/p-94wNw88f65Rhk.gif?labels=MTVN%20Digital%20Tribes\")
I did’nt know Buzz was a s3x offender. “Not suitable for children under 18″
Poor Shadow, he can’t touch buzz.
Every time someone gets in contact with Buzz he gets a woody
Pixar PedoBuzz.
And every time I touch me, he takes me to infinity and beyond.
Oh MY WTF was I thinking?
I meant every time he touches me. I’m busy at work and wrote that in a hurry.
You must be busy, if you don’t even have time to touch yourself.
If I start touching myself while working at the office, some people will get distracted. Or they might start touching themselves too.
Where do you work?!? It doesn’t involve webcams does it?
…!
Here’s some mind bleach. I really don’t want that in your thoughts.
*hands Shadow the mind bleach*
Wow… ok.
I don’t think that will be enough. He might need a lobotomy.
Or you were thinking about a certain Divinyls song.
The sad thing is, I wasn’t even going for a song reference.
But you hi-jacked a pun run. That’s quite an achievement!
With you alone, I really myself.
Everything he touches turns into…well…it splodes.
Is one of those devil monkeys hiding in the suit? They are so very dangerous!
probably just look at that grin
it puts the lotion on its skin and makes you the slave
You stole my idea!
It is dangerous to touch, it makes it go to infinity and beyond!
Yes but it doesnt touch what? Himself?
Is using a whip considered a touch?
♫Touching me Touching you..♫
Michael Jackson?
A quote from the Michael Jackson trial?
Lol. If you google that phrase + lyrics you will find it is in some many songs, take your pick.
Buzz touching himself is very very not suitable for people under 18 yrs. totally agree.
Uh, this couldn’t be like that Harry Potter broom, could it? This isn’t a Buzz d!ldo?
Possibly. The body is a covert hiding place. Flip up the helmet and pull on the head.
Another way to catch a buzz.
… unless it wants the hose again.
I’ve seen one of these Buzz statues at a local used shop near where I live. They display it with the arms removed, so I can only assume that they are prone to falling out of their sockets and injuring children who mess with them.
Or something like that.
It puts the lotion on its skin…..
“…or else it gets the hose again”
but it’s a toy..lol
don’t let him near your kids!!