Gibberish and Hard to Read? Awesome!
As soon as this shop objective good faith punishes in ten each anodonta for this vacation to have 20-30 about pearl, may the scene add fashion accessories and so on labor necklace, hand decoration, ring, manual free only collects the materials expenses, the gold plating, the pure silver…. The wholesale zero cash sales rub the tapioca.
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I just finished building my first bot last week. I’m not gonna spam anybody with it, but it was fun making it.
Nothing productive or benificial to do with your spare time??
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What is it’s purpose then?
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It automatically surfs pages that the bots.txt will allow, and posts wherever it can.
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Warm grackles are much better than cold spam.
I tried to understand it. Now I’ll probably have a headache for the rest of the day.
Rub the tapioca eh? Sounds like something for Urban Dictionary.
that’s what i thought too lol
“Rub the Tapioca” was the only part I understood. They are definitely getting my business!!!
Ooh, that’s right, baby. Rub the tapioca.
It’s so rubbable, and nice!
That’s what Betty said about Barney. Mrs. Rubble was known to have a slight stammer, although why she referred to her husband as “It” has been lost in the mists of time.
RUB THE TAPIOCA! FTW!
It rubs the tapioca on its skin, or else it gets the hose again.
I would have thought the wholesale zero cash sales were already punishment enough!
hahahhaa! rub the tapioca. that’s greatness! i agree with someone, i tried to understand it too. and what kinda shop is this from? thanks for the laugh. it was much needed this morning.
I don’t think the word “Punished” and “Vacation” should be in the same run on sentence
Some people actually do enjoy that sort of thing you know.
With this, good faith punishes in ten…nine…
It’s a rare talent to be able to accurately count each anodonta.
Throw in the phrase ‘rub the tapioca’, and what we have here is an establishment catering to an extremely selective clientele…
“May the scene add fashion accessories and so on”.
Is that the Dress Designers Prayer?
“Ooo, that’s right, rub the tapioca, baby…my anodonta don’t want none unless you got buns, hon,…I gotcher 20-30 about pearl accessories right here…”
Sounds like my ex.
“The wholesale zero cash sales rub the tapioca.”
This could be the new “All your base”…
What I got out of this is that they’re mad because they wanted to get some pearls, but the oysters went on vacation and they want to punish them 10 times over?
This is real life spam (not to be confused with the delicious glob of pork byproduct).
that stuff’s gross! I hate spam and Spam too!
Rub my tapioca with Spam, then I’ll rub yours.
In good Faith punishes ten each. This sounds like someone who’s into masochism.
Then just imagine what the bad Faith does!
I’m now too afraid to try to work out what ‘rub the tapioca’ is a euphemism for… my ignorance, my ignorance, my treasured ignorance, do not hurt it…
Just rub the tapioca.
It didnt say accessories. It said arcessories. Not sure what those are though. Ok this is one of the rare times where I think that this wouldnt make sense even in its original language. There is no possible way that it would!!
Some people put piercings in the oddest places…
“rub the tapioca” ftw! I now have a new pick up line for bars.
Hey, baby, wanna rub my tapioca?
Damn the tapioca.
This is classic engrish.
It rubs the tapioca in or it gets the cold water.
Makes more sense than the lyrics of “Tap the Tapioca” from “Thoroughly Modern Millie.”
An excerpt for your delight and/or horror: “Clap, clap, clap, clapioca! // Slap, slap, slap, slapioca!”
Well yes, the lyricist should have had their poetic licence revoked for that one. OTOH, just when did the same rules of grammar etc apply to song lyrics as to shop window signage?
I said a mony mony mo-mo-mo…
It’s creative artistic work. Comes from a different part of the brain. Some say the odd part
Of course that is not the same as saying it’s any good….
Saying that someone “should have had their poetic licence revoked” is intended as a joke in itself.
I liked that, I thought that was very funny!
Well, the sign DOES attract attention…
Ummmmkaaaaay… But only if the tapioca doesn’t bite. :\
I think this is one of those shops where you get to open the oyster and find a pearl and then they make it into jewelry for you. Tapioca is known as “pearls” so I am thinking “rub the tapioca” means something like “rub the pearl” as in for good luck. OTOH, taking “rub the tapioca” out of context is wickedly funny!
I don’t even want to know what a “labor necklace” is.
HOLY brazilian food!
They have thrown their 20-30 pearl before the swine.
HAHAHAH… do you know what is tapioca? You can’t imagine how “rub the tapioca” sounds so INCREDIBLY funny in brazilian portuguese.
Hmm….nope.