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According to the theory of evolution, we are supposed to improve and move forward. Not stay on the same posts.
I haven’t seen this one before! POST KILLER!
Then why did you comment on it? Click on my name.
Oh yeah, I remember now. You still killed the post.
Blurt now, think later.
Besides, la conejita didn’t kill anything. Read on and see all the commenters having fun with this.
It was a good comment that seemed to cover a lot of the recent posts.
I just thought I would incorporate some of the pic content into my complaint. Instead of saying “this is a rerun” I said something that would make sense with the word monkey = theory of evolution
hey it’s different this time now it’s on a tree
Which, obviously, was killed to make the wooden post that the sign was on last time. And apparently, Shadow Splicer is accusing La Conejita of having done the killing.
She’s a lumberjill and she’s ok,
She sleeps all night and she works all day,
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Dresses up in women’s clothing,
And hangs around in bars!
why yes, I do dress up in women’s clothing. It’s the bar part that I don’t do.
But do you like to pick wild flowers?
I don’t noes. Wait…
Well, If I were a flower and someone picked me. I’d be pretty wild!
I already am a wild flower. I think I would be picking tree trunks instead of other flowers.
Funny how you completely missed the meaning of evolution! haha!
When you’re starving, all monkeys are food monkeys.
Yummm. Stir-fried monkey.
You can’t stir-fry all monkeys. Some of them are…
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grillers!
You’re gonna need a bigger wok.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
If you’d done the thing with the sunglasses, I’d've had to give you a serious clonking…
Grillers are apes. And of course a particular orang-utan gets furious if you call him a monkey…
I’d rather not think of what we are when the monkeys are starving.
We would be…….NOMS
Maybe Food Monkeys are like Discover cards, not accepted in certain places.
In Soviet Russia, food eats monkey!
In Soviet Thailand, food eats monkey… and man eats food monkey.
If you give them money, they’ll spend it on alcohol.
Food Monkeys are employed by ThinkGeek to bring lunches around to the employees. They’re so cute pushing those little food carts down the halls.
Give me food monkey, or give me death! No, wait…
Sounds like you’ve got a monkey on your back.
Where can I get a food monkey? It says to give them one.
actually it says to give some food a monkey
Give a food monkey, not an ordinary gift.
It would be that extra special, possibly thoughtful or truly surprising thing to include in a food basket.
Nothin’ says lovin’ like somethin’ from the simian.
Bring me a capuchino, please.
Served in a brandy baboon glass.
Lemur bring out a toast.
*Rhesus his glass*
We should never have left the trees.
OOK!
So glad you orang-ed to join us.
You orang?
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*Wish I’d thought of that first*
If I remember correctly, you usually say “Orang-e you glad you …”
I guess you wanted to change it up a bit and said “Glad you orang”
[hides the bowls of peanuts]
Good point.
No! Give food ape.
*stands upright to fling poo* *looks surprised at the improvement in aim*
If you give a food a monkey, he’s going to ask for a chimpanzee.
But the real problem is what the chimpanzee will ask for.
Give a food a monkey, and you feed it for a day; Teach a food to monkey, and it will lie around in a boat drinking beer all day!
That reminds me of the Robot Chicken skit of why not to give a mouse a cookie.
I’d post it, but I don’t know how.
Someday monkey won’t play piano song, play piano song.
Someday
I gave a monkey to my food, but the food did nothing and the monkey ate it. Wasn’t it supposed to be the other way round?
What that monkey is flinging may not be food
Well, it was at one time.
Roger that. The only difference between going bananas and going ape sh!t is time.
Which could explain the origin of the saying, “Time: flies.”
It’s just missing a comma…
“NO! GIVE FOOD, MONKEY”
There… all better. Now, where did that monkey go with my food?
Food Monkey: A monkey you chop up and eat. Often served with rice.
Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day.
Give a man a food monkey, and he will hide under the table while it tears his house apart and hurls dung.
Food Monkey, are you by chance related to “Trunk Monkey?”
Who did you think eggs people’s cars?
food monkey-ey= food monk XD
There’s a chain of grocery stores in the mid-Atlantic and SE USA called Food Lion. Maybe their parent company is starting a chain somewhere called Food Monkey.
Strangely I read it as giving food a monkey…
NO, YOU!
no man!lol
I think the sign means “Don’t Feed The Monkeys.” They (probably rhesus monkeys) are the SE Asian equivalent of tree squirrels, and can be dangerous to humans when (like many mid- to large-size mammals and reptiles) they associate humans with free food.
im currently searching for a food monkeyy
cambodian.
i think its trying to say, dont give food to the monkey XD
I think the monkeys learned how to spell…