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Submitted by: dunno source via Engrish Funny Submissions
A worm-sandwits? Does it cum wit chiz?
It was the burger to promote How to Eat Fried Worms.
Or
It’s the new WcDonalds Snake Filet burger.
I’m sick of these motherf*cking snakes in my motherf*cking burger!
But what if you are a sword swallower?? Those little red swords would be like appetizers.
Funny looking fork, I say.
*facepalm*
The latest design. You need to move with the tines.
And you know they change the Tyne Daly.
* tastes menu *
umm, it tastes like colored paper.
You should have removed the color fork first!
NOW YOU TOO HAVE THE SAFE PROMBLEM!!!
CALL THE AMBLULANCE SOMEONE PLEASE HELP!!!!
♫ Ooh-oh, Black Betty, Bambulance. ♫
♫ Ooh-oh, Black Betty, Bambulance. ♫
*phew* at least the risk involves a safe problem.
It won’t be a problem if you remember the combination. Or had some classes in safe-cracking.
What? Safe crack? I thought that crack kills…
That crack sure didn’t!
Yes, of course. Remember to hitch your trousers up next time you lean down to remove those valuable items from a safe.
Thank you.
If you wear your tinfoil hat you can always practice safe problem.
Does anybody else notice that the hamburger has a face? His eyes are closed and his mouth is open.
that´s because there are two mini skewers sticking in its head
causing the safe problem
Sure. And the grass is smiling at me.
Beware the safe problem!!
You think the safe problem is troublesome? I have an insecure problem that keeps knocking over the rubbish bin and throwing up on my shoes…
I’m more concerned about the “Burger Kraze Burger” below. Nothing I fear more than an insane burger.
It’s a bit of a worry when the menu is considered at least as edible as the food. Definitely lower in fat and higher in fibre.
Pirate swords and a noodly-looking burger – for pastafarians?
Does the menu taste like burgers? If so id definitely taste it.
Your id would probably be inclined to taste anything, what the hell. Your superego would be inclined to excessive restraint. Your ego makes the decision.
I is not of the understanding of words you make.
Im not sure what you just said.
I think I understand it, but not well enough to attempt an explanation. Certainly not well enough to do so when the OP is a trained psychiatrist.
No need to get insulting! I happen to be a psychologist.
Why do you consider being called a psychiatrist insulting?
Here, here. Let me be the explainer. You said “If so id definitely taste it” So John is talking about how your id would probably be inclined to taste it.
I’m afraid the old Freudian notions of the division of mind into id, ego, and superego have fallen out of general usage. Even when I started practicing, his theories and practices were rarely followed by anyone in the field, and in the geological epochs since then, the insurance companies’ insistence on quick cures drove the stake through old Sigmund’s heart. I do believe Freud was mostly wrong, but given the fact that he developed his theories at a time when no one had ever really thought much about such things, the remarkable fact is that he did manage to get a few things right.
Sorry that we don’t get you when you talk about Freud.
It makes me afreud!
You’re only afreud because you’re so Jung.
He’s making fun of the fact that you can’t find your apostrophe key.
*gasp*
I think I have the safe problem!
CALL THE AMBULANCE!
i think we need dr house to figure out why someone with two skewers in the parietal lobe still has voluntary muscle control and an understanding of words and speech
Fork it.
Is there a Dr. House in the?
We’ll see what dr handle has to say about that.
I happen to have a walking stick, so…
*clonk*
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to insult my boss and make disparaging remarks about my colleagues.
It appears there is a House in the doctor.
apparently there is a ‘safe’ problem. hmmm…
The logo looks totally like an angry alien
Aha, it’s literally “safety accident” in Korean. And Kraze Burger’s FRIES cost $5.
I hate Kraze Burger. Overpriced garbage. A taxi ride to Itaewon and a meal at Geckos would cost less than a meal at Kraze Burger. Would taste a whole lot better too.
ahah i live in seoul and see kraze burger all the time
man living here, engrish just becomes a second ranguage
hahahaha look how they spelt colour! duh! stupid people
That’s how color is spelled in the U.S.
Koreans use American English.
The safe problem?
Safe problems, as opposed to dangerous problems?
what safe problem?
the title should have been “Oh noes, not the safe problem!”
I never knew that being safe was such a problem.
i have to taste the menu now??