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These are too on-point. I’m thinking that this was a deliberate joke by some disgruntled sign contractor, copy translator, or whatever.
I think so. The message is too consistent and heavy-handed. Not sure they were attempting engrish, though.
FFAAAAAAAKKKKKKEE!!
What about your mom’s b00bs? *ZING!*
very fake..
A WILD life preserve for WILD sex offenders?
You can tell it was edited on a computer: look at the bottom and you can see where they (badly) covered up what was already on the sign before they edited it.
It’s funny all the same though. lol!
yeah if they’re gonna photoshop they could have least done a better job
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still i laughed ^_^
If somebody did this with Photoshop, they wasted a lot of money and time just for a joke they probably could have done with something like paint.NET
MS paint could do a better job than they did on this sign
Yeah, it’s more like MS Paint or Paint.NET, cuz it’s not anti-aliased
Um… I don’t even think that it was Photoshop… Looks more like Windows Paint.
I agree.
Points 4, 5 and 6 are all at least potentially relevant to my interests!
What about number 2. I don’t think you can do the others comfortably without doing number 2.
If you do number 2, please obey rule 3.
# 3 is a double negative.
That’s #4, and a double negative is a positive, so it’s an instruction to sechsually harass people!
This is one case where a double negative is still a negative.
I’m fairly sure you can do 4 comfortably without doing 2 first, but doing 2 will make it more comfortable to do the others yes.
See, and I worry about your comfort, that’s why I suggest that you do number 2 first before doing anything else.
Thank you!
THis is obviously photoshopped.
This is the second shopped one in a row!!! The moderator is asleep at the wheel today.
today?
Fake. You guys are slipping.
*clears throat*
*uses tuning fork to tune to the right tone*
Fuuuuhhh-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake!
Agreed. It took me a second to realize, too, and that made me sad, because I’m very much interested in sexually abusing creatures (not just viewing them)
We welcome people who are into bestiality just as long as they don’t give details about what they do.
See… there was this squirrel one time in my back yard…
not just Engrish, Chingese as well!
The chinese read like your typical Engrish, but in… Chinese instead. Looks like someone had too much fun with google translated back and forth between diff. languages.
^gadget beat me to it.
If front desk lady is willing, please find another.
And that font desk lady can really show you a good time, lemme tellya…
And she’ll show it to you in different point sizes if you ask nicely.
Rumor has it she comes in bold face.
Both “comes” and “face” in that comment. I should be able to do something with that, but alas, I don’t seem to be able to….
god, this site is going down the tubes. too many obviously shopped entries. and DOES ANYONE ELSE NOTICE THAT ALL THE TITLES ARE NOW BORING WHEN THEY USED TO BE FUNNY?
DOES ANY ONE ELSE NOTICE THAT SO MANY POSTS ARE NOW BORING WHEN THEY USED TO BE FUNNY?
Billy Mays?
this is photoshopped and terrible. wow, wtf?
worst photoshop job, ever.
You should have caught this, guys. This wasn’t even close to real.
“So, Lei, before we let you go we would like you to translate a sign for us. For free of course.”
Probably a disgruntled employee. This is just too much…
Those fishes mean April Fools.
Well spotted! French denotation WIN!
This is one of those times when I wish I knew Japanese (or whtever language it may be) just so I could know what they relly mean
fake xD
This is so fractured, I have no idea what the hell they’re talking about! Do they?!
This looks like a shoop. I can tell from some of the pixels and from having seen many shoops in my time.
You couldn’t tell by the obvious fact that it was shopped?
ROFL!! And people wonder how sexual maniacs are made?
“rest shit in public”? “have a good time with font desk lady”? “touch worker on site”!?!? WTF!? Last time I rested my shit in public I ended up in the slammer for public indecency…
NO ONLY VIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Very badly “photoshopped” image (pixellised text, difference the white background of the text and the sign). It would be acceptable if it were funny, but it’s clearly been made by a sex-obsessed teenager who has seen too many cheap porn films and has no interest in how translation mistakes may occur. Pa-the-tic.
Repetitive, pedantic troll is repetitive.
Not sexual abuse is not allowed. So sexual abuse is A-OK!
Wildlife preserve or wildlife perverse?
More like a heavy-petting zoo.
Engrish FAIL. This is obviously computer edited. You should be ashamed at your sad attempt at hilarity.
Ditto Celeste, this is VERY obviously Photoshopped (more like MS Paint). You can see the “white out”
Fake / Modified FAIL images are so lame and useless…
This is hilarious but so fake XD
This is totally photo-shopped. A really BAD photoshop in fact. Totally fake. Lame.
Can’t be PS- too unprofessional.
The moderator has a nap.
Hold out! Moderator!
Even the Chinese text is wrong….looks realy shopphoto’d to me
It’s a goddamn fake
Fake or not, I can hardly read it!
Please take pity on the optically challenged and at least include the text if we can’t have enlarged images.
This isn’t the first joke on this site I’ve missed because of that. :\
this is so foto shopped
really? why is this posted when it is so obviously FAKE!!!!! please guys, its not that funny when if its not a real sign, anyone can write 5 sentences of nonsense….
just want to reiterate, this post is whack
Some people should learn more about how photoshop works before doing this kind of things.
By which you mean posting “Fotochop” on every other picture they see on the Interweb, yes?
ummm… Even the Chinese are oddly worded like the engrish underneath. I would say it is actually a proper translation in this case…
Wow that sign is 2 shades of white =O
Definitely photo-shopped. There is two shades of white. And they wouldn’t put that many engrish fails on it.
Boring repetitive troll is boring and repetitive.
this looks shopped. i can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time
Boring repetitive troll is zzzzzzz….
This is fake… i see the change in color on the sign… you’re not fooling anyone.
Sexual abuse is not allowed? Damn…