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Whatever This Means It Cannot Be Good

engrish funny Whatever This Means It Cannot Be Good

A sign for a bathroom in Ephesus, Turkey.

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  1. Kame09 says:

    “CAUTION: THE MAGIC ATMOSPHERE IS FLAMMABLE”

  2. Kame09 says:

    The magic atmosphere comes from some fat white kid with down syndrome?

  3. freeheart85 says:

    Only 50 Cent is enough? I guess Kanye wasn’t good enough to feel the magic atmosphere?

  4. Sane Person says:

    Pedobear approved!

  5. ethd says:

    50 Cent doesn’t feel the magic atmosphere as much as Insane Clown Posse does. And when you feel the magic atmosphere, you never want to feel it again.
    Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to leave before I get attacked by a bunch of juggalos.

  6. Boog says:

    No wonder he lost all that weight!

  7. lexan D says:

    Apparently the magic atmosphere is created by a kid sitting on what appears to be a side view of a…a… toilet? Ew.
    No thanks.

  8. OldPicIsOld says:

    This and the Swallow Balls were both on here 2 yrs ago… :P

  9. dr handle says:

    I have to hope that the child is undertaking a civilised urinating, and we can all enjoy the fresh are afterwards. Otherwise, there may be an Execution In Progress.

    • PoodleGroomer says:

      My daughter got back from a week at girl scout camp and the first words out of her mouth were “Dad, Did you know that there are bathrooms that don’t flush? It has a toilet seat mounted on a bench over a big hole.”
      The whole troop would have paid 50 cents for a flush toilet experience.

      • Droll not Troll says:

        The memory of that smell can stay with you forever!

        • dr handle says:

          When I was at uni, a fellow post-grad went trekking in Nepal. She sent back a series of postcards; every single one was entirely dedicated to a rant about the appalling awfulness of pit toilets.

        • lexan D says:

          Any kind of toilet would have been a luxury way back when I went to camp. After the first night the non-flush toilet, aka. outhouse, was mysteriously knocked over. The building with showers and real toilets was a good mile and a half hike away.
          Ah, the memories…perhaps best forgotten :)

        • the_strange_cat says:

          And the spiders…*shudder*…I don’t *gulp* wanna talk about it…*sob*
          But seriously, you had to check one outhouse in particular for Daddy Longlegs, or else you might feel something that’s definitely NOT toilet paper when you reach over to get some…and then we had to clean them…BLARGH! (That was the only bad thing about Girl Scout camp…)

          • PoodleGroomer says:

            They taught us to clear away the webs first. If the web was super strong and made a high pitched plink as it broke, It was a black widow nest and we needed to look around a little more.

            • bluejade says:

              The web isn’t symmetrical either, it’s a distinctive tangle. And they have a weakness for locations where the temperature is relatively warm and stable. A Palm Springs mentality… They can jam themselves in crevices amazingly well.

          • dr handle says:

            Daddy Longlegs? Every toilet in Oz (indoors or outdoors) has Daddy Longlegs. They’re harmless. I have several living in my loo and bathroom. It’s the redbacks, black house spiders, wolf spiders, huntsmans, and those ghastly white-tailed things you have to watch out for.

  10. Pogonip says:

    It’s the Pause that Refreshes.

  11. alnoo says:

    i go to turkey once or twice every year and ive seen that sign in ephesus loads of times haha.

  12. DaDeceptiveOne says:

    I was there, too. I you’d turn a little to the right you could go and buy “geniune fake watches”!

  13. lucyintheskywithdiamounds says:

    lololol

  14. Sarah says:

    I just realized after seeing this sign for the fifth time that the guys is supposed to be sitting on at a booth and is supposed to be wearing brown pants. So many things went wrong here.

  15. tronicum says:

    nono. the magic is sitting opposed to hunkering over a hole…

  16. mffgsd says:

    this is a repeat, half of them are. go back to the beginning and count all the repeats the real engrish rules.

  17. dr handle says:

    I know that trying to decipher what was actually meant is sometimes a killjoy activity, but in this case, I’m curious to know what exactly the intent of this sign was. “Toilet trained children only beyond this point: kids in nappies 50c admission, or we vent the atmosphere and let them suffocate”?

  18. Keith says:

    I don’t think this is a bathroom. It’s a restaurant, and the boy is wearing a bib to eat. Have you ever seen a toilet with such a thin tank?

  19. Jam says:

    I think it’s pretty funny that they say ‘the magic atmosphere’ and there’s a kid on a toilet.

  20. Cassandra says:

    I have this picture too, but I’m glad it’s finally online!


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