
Some sort of public notice in the main square of the city of Lijiang, China.
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Some sort of public notice in the main square of the city of Lijiang, China.
Submitted by: andrewhpf via Engrish Funny Submissions
This is why i always checks my hand-ins with google translate before i turn em in. Aaaaaaaand btw, First:D:D
I see The proof… that you’re an idiot.
Why did you capitalize “the”?
“It takes one to know one”?
Because of his name. See?
You mean that you learned to read too?
And you learned how to make facial expressions?
:O
Ugh, apparently I did not. Post fail!
Let’s see. :O
Nope, :O isn’t in these sites’ emoticon list.
It used to be the same as : o
:O used to work… o noes! i borked it……. i blame de goggie!
That always works with cat people, like me.
Ha! I find it particularly funny how it starts out pretty well and then gets you in the end with gibberish.
Oh, come to think of it, the clarity of this one is exactly split between the two lines of text. Maybe that second line is an error of some kind.
On the other hand, the cliquish behaviour of the locals is another prawn slanket bilge monkey, so it goes both ways.
Shouldn’t that be “Transrate”?
I vote “tlansrate.”
I fail to see why we irrational shoppers should be deprived of bright scenery!
Psst! Wanna buy some fluorescent trees? I know a guy who can give you a bargain price.
Well, I went to see this guy you mentioned, I brought the money, handed it to him and all he gave me was a copy of Avatar.
Civilised behaviour of tourists? Rational shopping? What planet are these people from?
Planet zamorg, usually found near the constellation Ppffutpp.
Look! Bright scenery! Let’s buy it and take it home!
I suppose that would be good as long as the scenery is also rational.
We can return it if it isn’t.
I wish to complain about this scenery what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique.
Lovely scenery, though, innit, squire? Beautiful panoramas…
I want you to buy… A scenery!
Ni!
It looks like a fine shrubbery! It would be irrational to return it! No way.
The scenery must be divided?
Only if you insist.
Sick of the Chinese words “文明” (which means civilization)…
I think it means that people in mainland China are still not civilized yet…
I dunno, any group who can write a sign that looks like it might be politely suggesting that civilised behaviour is desirable must be at least partly headed in the right direction…
They are headed for the scenery.
This ain’t a scenery. It’s a G-D arms race.
Now, don’t be bitter.
I love how it actually starts off making a kind of sense before degenerating into dictionary soup.
who cares?
shopping is totally irrational as far as tourists are concerned. have you seen what people buy, take home and have no use for?
there was a very funny sign, it looked like quite a large one maybe in an airport or something anyway it simply read ‘server error’ – classic