
My neighbors of foreign descent decided to advertise for their yardsale.
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My neighbors of foreign descent decided to advertise for their yardsale.
Submitted by: Natalie C via Engrish Funny Submissions
So *that’s* where my sale went. You have it. Give it back! Give it back immediately! I’m not going to buy my own sale from you, just you give it back this minute!
I’m going to garage sales. My yard is OK, but my garage is full and I need another one.
Is this like car boot sales? Only I could never understand why people buy hatchbacks and estates (station wagons) then go to car boot sales. If you want a sedan, why not just buy one?
*Sneaks in and swipes “ya sale”.* Here ya go I got ya sale back.
Thank you, Kame, I’m quite attached to this sale – it’s not worth anything really, but it has sentimental value.
Welcomes
Yo sale i herd you like sales
Can’t I buy just one sheep?
Rastafarian sale?
Probably selling what’s been growing in the yard, then.
Isn’t that the point?
don’t be so blunt
Oh you think your so high and mighty
You’re not taking my H(elium)!
(Simpsons ref)
Yardie sale.
Ya, Ya, Sale Ya
The divine secrets of the Ya-Ya salehood.
Get yer ya-yas out!
EWWWW PUT YOUR YA-YAS BACK! Nobody want to see that!
Hey, people are paying big $$ for it!
The standard and the DJ Vinyl Scratch version?
That depends…. what are they?
That’s adorable! I’d be all over that yard sale.
What would you buy?
ya what would you buy?
Would you buy a Ya-Yo?
No, no, I just want a ya.
I have to agree with VelmaDinkley, it is kinda endearing and cute.
This might not be as funny as we think. Before we know it, he places copyright on yard sales, requiring anyway who wants to do a yard sale to “buy” that right!
One man’s junk is another man’s ya sale.
Finally, a place where I can buy some Ya! And they have lots of it! Woot!
Getcha Ya-Ya’s out!
Why? Do they need to be walked daily?
Yes, unless you want them to chew the furniture.
This must be in New England
, those poor foriegners probably heard their American neighbors talking about their “yaads.” I wonder how many other words they’ve learned incorrectly!
I’m so glad I could share this. Hahaha. My neighbors are the best.
be there!