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This Is The Sausage Your Mother Warned You About
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Is that a rough influence sausage in your pocket or are you just happy to see me ?
Neither.
(Off topic) Shadow, sorry if I was seemed pushy on the girl thing.
It’s ok. I’ve been having some trouble with a girl lately, and that just made me upset.
Whoa. Your picture is different.
Ribbed for her pleasure.
Both!
If the chef is trying to approach you, you run!
Snausages belong in IHasAHotdog – Ruff!
How much for a waffle change? What does it change into?
As long as it’s not blue, I’m happy.
I have heard mention of the blue waffle before – after my traumatising experience with finding out the meaning of donkey-punching, I am choosing to remain ignorant on this count, and actively avoid enlightenment (for want of a better word).
There have been a few things that I could have been happy to have never, ever, to have found out about. Somethings are so vile that there isn’t enough mind-bleach for it. This also sounds like one of those nasty things that I would prefer to avoid.
My dad’s friend had a picture of it in his pocket, and he showed it to me. I tell you, SCARRED FOR LIFE.
you werent scared for life before that?
*glares at fluke*
Your dad’s friend had a picture of a blue waffle? If you let the frozen blueberries melt before you put them in the batter, that happens. Put on extra whipped cream and you’ll do fine.
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It changes into a frilly frock and skips around saying – good morning, good morning.
Only on fruit mornings.
If it does this too early in the day, I’m afraid we will have to strangle it.
Rough Influence Sausage: You’ll find it in the deli case, next to Jedi Mind Trick Sausage.
That is not the sausage you’re looking for.
After difficult years in the beginning, the sausage overcame the rough influences and lead a happy, productive life.
I think I’ll just go and change the waffle.
Sorry, I don’t have change for a waffle, can you break a pancake?
That was a waffle joke. I never sausage weird things in my life. Butter stop it. Maple you need medication?
This pun run had better break – fast. *clonk*
Eggs-actly the right to do.
A toast to you! I didn’t know you were a cereal punster!
I’ve seen wurst pun threads.
You have just influenced me into ordering the sausage, I like it rough.
You mean, without the casing?
No! Always practice safe sausage!
This looks like it was taken from that Phailhaus Japan edition… too bad they didn’t include the full waffle picture cause I find that one funnier.
Totally right. Fail for stealing from other Phailers! ;p Graham and Kathleen did it first, like a year ago. ::rages impotently:: Rawr rawr rawr
its not the texture, its how you ingest it
Diced?
cum again?