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Plant Your Feet Stand
Submitted by: Nico via Engrish Funny Submissions
Presently, Engrish pictures posted on Thursday, May 20th, 2010 at 8:00 am.
YOU CAN’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!!! *grabs feet stand, runs away with it*
*ahem* “fertiliser”
Oops-typo! Take 2…. “fertilizer”
You were right the first time.
Both are correct. It’s just yet another “British English vs American English” thingy…
I saw that too, but I was only trying to point out the real error. I really did make a typo BTW. Notice where the S & Z keys are.
* sneezes *
*zneesez*
*wheezes*
* removes source of allergens *
If I plant a foot of land, will that grow into several feet?
Hmm. I’m not good with math so don’t ask me.
If it does, it could start a land run.
It would mess up Mark Twain’s investment advice of “Buy land; they’re not making it any more.”
I had planted a few feet but I found that the next day they grew legs and ran away
Fertilizer on my feet makes my corns grow.
Aaaaaaaaargh! *clonk* for dreadful horticultural punning. Lettuce keep it pun-free, people.
Got to nip it in the bud.
Ahah! The game’s afoot!
Yes we can’t tip toe around the problem
We’ll be walking on eggshells!
Since we don’t know where this could lead it might be better to branch from here.
^ out
Is that like a word game? Up-and-out?
If it last for more that 4 hours… Is that stick man on his knees?
Man, what a difference the lack of a comma can make. “Plant your feet, stand.”
Now look sad and say: “punctuation”
Let Victor Borge say it. (click name)
Wonderful!! Strike to the heart of comedy!!
One of my all-time fave routines from a comedy genius.
Just a gentleman in a suit reading from a book, making silly sounds… comedy doesn’t need a lot.
His passing was a great loss to music and comedy, and the human race in general. His playing of the Moonlight Sonata on the Muppet Show, where even the bust of Beethoven ended up bored to sleep, was hilarious.
You get extra rodeo points if you plant your feet when doing the standing dismount from the bucking escargot.
YES! My picture got posted. Greatest moment in my life =))
I’M SO PROUD OF YOU!
WHOA WHERE DID THEY GET THAT AVATAR FROM???? THAT WAS SO LONG AGO.
*of
Wow nico impressive =)))
it’s a fail
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Remain clam. I am a licensed Asian-American who has spend 14-years lived all over Asia. Please. Just enjoy.
YOU CAN’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!!! *grabs feet stand, runs away with it*
*ahem* “fertiliser”
Oops-typo! Take 2…. “fertilizer”
You were right the first time.
Both are correct. It’s just yet another “British English vs American English” thingy…
I saw that too, but I was only trying to point out the real error. I really did make a typo BTW. Notice where the S & Z keys are.
* sneezes *
*zneesez*
*wheezes*
* removes source of allergens *
If I plant a foot of land, will that grow into several feet?
Hmm. I’m not good with math so don’t ask me.
If it does, it could start a land run.
It would mess up Mark Twain’s investment advice of “Buy land; they’re not making it any more.”
I had planted a few feet but I found that the next day they grew legs and ran away
Fertilizer on my feet makes my corns grow.
Aaaaaaaaargh! *clonk* for dreadful horticultural punning. Lettuce keep it pun-free, people.
Got to nip it in the bud.
Ahah! The game’s afoot!
Yes we can’t tip toe around the problem
We’ll be walking on eggshells!
Since we don’t know where this could lead it might be better to branch from here.
^ out
Is that like a word game? Up-and-out?
If it last for more that 4 hours… Is that stick man on his knees?
Man, what a difference the lack of a comma can make.
“Plant your feet, stand.”
Now look sad and say: “punctuation”
Let Victor Borge say it. (click name)
Wonderful!! Strike to the heart of comedy!!
One of my all-time fave routines from a comedy genius.
Just a gentleman in a suit reading from a book, making silly sounds… comedy doesn’t need a lot.
His passing was a great loss to music and comedy, and the human race in general. His playing of the Moonlight Sonata on the Muppet Show, where even the bust of Beethoven ended up bored to sleep, was hilarious.
You get extra rodeo points if you plant your feet when doing the standing dismount from the bucking escargot.
YES! My picture got posted. Greatest moment in my life =))
I’M SO PROUD OF YOU!
WHOA WHERE DID THEY GET THAT AVATAR FROM???? THAT WAS SO LONG AGO.
*of
Wow nico impressive =)))
it’s a fail