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Hows this Engrish?
I don’t it qualifies, tis true, but I got a chuckle anyway, and that’s why I’m here.
I don’t that sentence.
Thank you, think.
You are an ass. Wait…
Shoves a bar of kitty safe soap in Shadow’s mouth. Now think about what you’ve done.
*thinks about it* I think it was ok to say that. No kitty soap, meanie!
I’m still wondering what your previous comment meant.
I think it’s another wiring glitch. I can’t fix them all… he gets new ones before the solder cools.
I meant: “You are *not* an ass.” With the missing not.
So true! This one belongs on Oddly Specific.
It’s engrish because there’s a word missing and/or it’s awkwardly phrased. It should be either “Nobody remains A virgin” or “No one dies a virgin”(the more common version of the phrase).
Yeah, it’s India and they tend to drop articles. I had an Indian co-worker who would always say “There are couple of things” instead of “There are A couple of things…”, but still, they speak English in India and the sign means exactly what it says. It’s not a mistranslation.
Its that the bus companies slogan?
They probably have one of those stickers that says “Hows my driving? Dial 1-800-GOFVCKYOURSELF”
This must be a rough part of India if that was suposed to “motivate”.
Well then again if life didn’t fvck you, you would wonder what’s wrong with you.
*Whispers while patting conejita on the back* No, no, no, it’s not you. Its the universe.
It’s not me, it’s you.
Not me. We’ve never met.
How do you know we’ve never met? I haven’t revealed my true identity yet. I could be a neighbor of yours, a friend, or maybe even a complete stranger who’ve you’ve never met.
I know more about you than you think…
Shadow! What did we tell you about that. Stay out of her underwear drawer!
*grumble, grumble…*
If he’s stealing my undies to wear them, I DON’T WANT THEM BACK!
Ew, NO! I found an…. interesting bit of information about her. (COMPLETELY ON ACCIDENT!)
What information?
Ever thought about real-estate?
In what way? My husband and I own a home (well, not completely own because we’re still paying the mortgage) but other than that, I don’t have anything else to do with real-estate.
If you were thinking that’s my profession, I have mentioned here several times that I work for a translation/interpreting agency. Also, if you google me as la conejita, you won’t get any information related to me. People that know me and friends don’t know that I go by that name except for my family.
I know that. And I wasn’t searching at all! No Google involved. Do you want me to link the page?
Are you that really old “cat lady” that lived next me?
DID YOU JUST CALL HER OLD?! Ooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh… you’re gonna get it….
No, I am
Wait….. why do you want it, should I want it? What is it?
What..what? I didn’t do nuthin’.
*throws it out the window*
If by old you mean 26 years old, yes. If by “cat lady” you mean someone who’s never owned a cat, but could fit into a cat woman outfit, yes that’s me.
Never owned by a cat? It’s not so bad… I’ve had many owners, and loved them all.
I have two small children, so you can see how I can’t take care of someone else.
26 and cat women outfit sounds nice though…
btw. you don’t need a cat, just so you can make funny pictures of them add captions and post them here o0
there’s a Darth Vader reference here…
“You’ll need a tray.”
I meant to say life not universe sorry.
Not even Indian bust logos are safe from the shoppers.
Bust logos?
I didn’t realize it was so common for women in India to have slogans for their busts.
And when I said “slogans” I meant “logos”…
Self-admitted fail.
Yes, someday American women will understand the lucre to be realized from utilization of prime advertising space.
I may have been f*cked by life (and possibly certain gentlemen), but I will be forever virgin on the ridiculous.
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ROFL! Reminds me of some mcDonalds Engrish.. so many funnies and fails… ROFL here’s one where the Smile is printed as $0.00 lol right below the McShake at
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McServed . com
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In Engrish one can find great truth…
VERY true.
Words to live by
Lol that’s great, I’ve seen it before, But I still smile when I read that.
It’s funny because it’s sooo true.
(I don’t see how it’s engrish though)
Boba’s glad we don’t lolspeak here.
Oh, the kids do, occasionally, we just slap them upside the head, and tell them to speak proper Engrish.
Who needs artifice when you have engrish?
Can anyone read the Devanāgarī script at the top? Something like “Amali Jat”?
Google translator says “Amali” means “Practical” in Hindi, and I think I remember “practical” used often in private school names. So this might be a school bus, putting additional spin on the English words of wisdom.
Also “jat” might mean “caste” but Google is not finding that. “Jat” might be Nepali, but you should not trust my memory now a days. Also you should not trust my memory now a days.
Kind of rough philosophy for a school bus.
Brain waking up. The Nepali word for “caste” is “jaat” not “jat.” I don’t know what “jat” could mena…
Jat is a caste of the religion Sikhism. Amli usually means crazy-ish in Punjabi.
Which gives this phrase a whole new meaning given the context. But honesty is the best policy and all that…
Looks like we got a competitor to KFC’s Double Down
oh darn wrong pic I fail >.<
*quickly copy and pastes to proper thread*
Amli Jat is actually a punjabi word which is written in hindi on the back of this auto-rickshaw. Amli means a guy who is usually what you would say high all the time or on drugs all the time. Jat is a caste of people who are usually farmers but now have branched to many other professions.
OK… this is true… just gross… ^.^
Life fuϲks everybody.
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! I found a way to bypass the mods!!!!!!!!
(that is, until they personally delete my comment…)
that’s true!