"I just ordered a traditional baked lamp. Why? Because it was on the menu. It was dee-licious."
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Please illuminate me with some potatoes and flavoring.
I would like to apologize for my previous comment. Potatoes are to be taken seriously just like marrriage.
Especially if you’re Irish.
Like me!
?? Thought you were German?
Nope. My name is German! I am (in the order of blood) English, Irish, Italian, with a German name.
I thought you were more of a fruit salad sort of girl?
Are you suggesting that I’m on a diet?
Wait, it’s because of the strawberries, right?
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Mine’s bigger than yours.
Well, yes.
Well that answers my question.
I love lamp.
Thank you!
The taste is positively electric!
Hope it comes with bulb onions!
I spent a semester in Greece and saw signs there advertizing ‘roast lamp’ all the time. I think it happens because in modern Greek β makes a ‘v’ sound, and μπ makes a ‘b’ sound. I never stopped finding it hilarious, though.
My Greek friend constantly says lamp, too…
Actually, as I know, in some restaurants the dish which consist of bull eggs is called “Lamps”… I’ve ate this one and, to say, very delicious in spite the fact that it’s BULL EGGS )))
Um, not exactly eggs, then? Or dare I hope they were bullFROG eggs?
I think he means “bull testicles”
In Spanish we the name for eggs and a slang word for testicles is the same.
in japan an octopus egg is actually the egg sack, so maybe its teh ovaries?
I don’t think bulls have ovaries, so it’s definitely the testicles. Also, Ramires is a Latino name.
That’s what I was thinking, and that Ramires was being polite.
Mmmm… juevos! (Pollo, not toro, por favor.)
And if the matador loses, whose testicles are served up?
How traditional is traditional? I’d imagine Oil, Davy, or Tiffany would fit, but how about Lava? I want to know what I’m getting.
If you like your food really hot, try arc lamp.
With a side order of pot brownies.
Nah, man. Teh flying kitteh not be here.
I hope it comes with three wishes.
For those looking for a really light meal.
Yeah, to hell with CFLs and LEDs! Only traditional baked lamp!
That’s the only kind that provides true fulfilament.
Nooooooo, enough with the electrical dreadful puns already!
Those who only wish to shock the DPH are poles apart from true enlightenment.
Watt? I current hear you.
ARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *clonk* *clonk* *clonk* *clonk* *clonk* *clonk* *clonk* *clonk* *clonk* Go to DPh NOW!
If you let a DPH fairy socket to you, it’s your own volt!
*runs for cover*
*Gets out the special wand for DnT*
*zzzap!*
OW! That’s strange- suddenly I can taste currents.
*sobs into tutu*
*desperately looks for someone who can comfort dr handle*
Ohhhhhhh! *Pick me! Pick me!*
*sniffle* I’ll be all right, jinxed, it’s just that sometimes, the job of a Dreadful Pun Hell fairy can be a thankless task, as you’d know. They’re completely unrepentant. And they leave the towels all over the floor after they’ve used the jacuzzi.
*picks up the towels, puts them in the laundry basket*
Edible enlightment.
I always bake with estrogen. Just like Mom’s home cooking…. complete with grease wrap paper.
I agree, the ‘glossa fillet with vegetables into grease wrap paper, baked with estragon’ seems so much more interesting than a mere traditional baked lamp !
Heh. I had to look back at the menu because I thought you said “estrogen.”
Estragon is just estrogen after it’s gone.
Eating lamps? So that’s what happens to them after we wear the lampshades on our heads.
It was a de-lightful meal!
Student special- desk lamp with potatoes and flavourings
Turkish De-Light!
Well, sometimes you just want something light.
What kind of restaurant is that place?
sounds yummy
No wonder I was constantly getting an electrical shock while I was eating it. It must have been plugged in.
Another diet product – if you eat too much, you get electrocuted.
The perfect light meal!
Mmmmmmm…. lamprey…..
Are they amber lamps?
Nothing like a good ol’ Tiffany Lamp right? Mmmm….makes me think unique chicken.
it wasn’t delicious, it was deLIGHTful. hah.
Well, don’t beat it ’til you’ve tried it, they say.
that sounds delicious man!
What do they flavour it with?