Please Don’t Scare Me
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Meh. Not really engrish.
Indeed. Sign says not to scare the fish, I don’t get what’s engrish about that.
maybe the fact it sounds like it’s a message from the fish itself
That’s exactly what the Chinese version says.
So it’s an intentionally cutesy message. It’s not a mistranslation.
It could be contextual. They were more polite than I would have been. I may have written “Do NOT tap on the glass, a$$hole!”
*Runs up to little sign* BOO
*slaps Kame09 senseless*
STOP SCARING THE FISH!!!
*pant, pant, pant*
Here drink this water. (salt water)
*waaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!* You a big bad meany!
*is scared* O.O
Also has anyone else been having trouble with images not showing up on the cheezburger sites?
I’m having troubble with the images too. I’m sorry I suck at spelling.
Blame the moderators.
Images aren’t showing up reliably and the page is loading slooowly.
Must be some weird software compatability problem. I’m back using Safari 4.0.5 (same as before) and I’ve had no problems since that first pic that didn’t show. FWIW I just remembered that first pic didn’t show in my email either. Dunno if Mail & Safari are interconnected at all.
BTW, I just realised I haven’t cleared any cookies in quite a while.
What do you call slow? The loading speed of this site has usually been (and still is) about average for me, compared to other sites.
I have also started using safari again, and it’s sometimes quicker than firefox. Maybe coincidence, but the image problem disappeared with safari. Getting rid of realplayer helped immensely.
I call slow taking enough time to reconsider whether I should actually be on the site.
I should clear this thing, I actually want to get it wiped. Someday.
The main complaint in regard to pictures not showing are from Safari users and one other browser (sorry, I forget which). I’m told that they all are scrambling to make changes for the upcoming use of HTML 5. Or something like that.
Is that also why we are getting so many repeat engrishes?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I laugh at your misfortune… I have been having NO trouble with the site at all!
Updated Firefox for the win! *high fives ShadowSplicer*
WHOOP, WHOOP! *high fives jinxed back*
Where’s the Engrish? Don’t scare the fish by knocking on the glass.
Do not scare the fish by placing chopsticks, a bed of rice, wasabi, and a sharp knife next to the tank.
But they love that. Im not not gonna stop now.
Don’t feed them ants, either. Yes, this is the voice of experience.
Not in a sushi bar.
Don’t stop me now….
AHH!!! oh.. yew scared meh..
But we’re having such a good time!
We’ll leave a light on for you.
I trout that will help
They’ll just carp about the glare.
You’re likely to get a salmon, even. Especially if there’s a pas-torrent fish present.
Darnit, it ate my linky. Just google for torrent fish. If you get a download link for “Fish: The Movie HD”, that’s not the one.
So the fish can enjoy the presence of a lamp ray?
Motel 6 in China?
Can I have one of these signs for the rest room?
You’re a shark!! Get a grip! All you have to worry about is the view.
Hey, walk a mile in my bowl, and see how unscared you can stay with ‘nothing but the view’ to frighten you.
Understood.
This submission for Engrish should be put in the Fail blog. Seriously, that’s not bad English. There’s a fish in there, and the sign says “Please don’t scare me”. Otherwise meaning do not scare the fish.
This submission = FAIL.
If you don’t like the post, go get a drink and go somewhere else, either browse the archives with one of the many tags to find some of the hidden pearls or go to a different website altogether. Don’t clutter up the page with this kind of comment. Please.
Your comment = FAIL.
I have expressed my dislike for this post, I’m doing nothing wrong here. Don’t get my wrong, this is anything but a stick up my ass. I’m just saying how much it sucks.
If you don’t like that, then stop reading my comments (this is of course if we’re still using your logic).
Please don’t scare me. I’m Jung and easily Freudened.
I see what you did there…
You saw nuttin’!
Why were you nutting someone?!
Are you a shrinking violet?
you’re right, not Engrish at all. I just thought it was hilarious. This was actually taken in a restaurant in El Monte, California.
Its on….. a fishtank why would this be funny?
take a chill pill