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The Sane Litems Are For Non-Members
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Screw the sane items! I want the crazy ones D:< . Damn discrimination against non members!
Crazy litems for those craazy members!
Like you!
Some people are naturally crazy. Some have to apply themselves.
Some of us took lessons as small children; for others, it’s a god-granted talent.
My parents thought I was a prodigy.
Offer does not apply to the card carrying temporarily crazy members.
How long to I have to be off my meds before I am no longer considered temporarily crazy?
Are the meds promoting temporary sanity or craziness? What state are you in when they wear off? If they are really good you land in Kansas with great shoes.
(insert “Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds” reference)
In a state of uncertainty?
A state of anticipation.
In a state of covetousness.
For the drugs? Or the insanity?
For the member card and the crazy Litems!!
Even if you are a member, you only get the lite items! What a ripoff!
For those who don’t believe I am a reformed troll, here is a link. ^
Though I deal with different issues, I have found that the important thing is that I remember who I was and where I’ve been, so that I make sure I don’t go back there again. What other people believe or don’t believe is not my problem.
There’s a clerk whose job it is to keep the supply of crazy litems replenished, and keep the non-members from filching them.
He’s the guardian ad litem.
For those who are into filching, contact the guardian subtract litem.
I think I’ll avoid being a member. Crazy litems are the #1 cause of deaths caused by litems.
*sigh* Must people continue to propagate myths about the mentally ill? Research has shown that crazy litems are no more dangerous than litems who are not mentally ill.
♫ I’m crazy for trying and crazy for crying ♫
Is this a case of where you do not suffer from insanity, but enjoy every minute of it?
♫ If you’re crazy and you litem, crap your hands
If you’re crazy and you litem, crap your hands
If you’re crazy and you litem, don’t you sign up, just to spite’em
If you’re crazy and you litem, crap your hands ♫
Eww.
WIN!!!
*crap, crap!*
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oops.
These days, I prefer to buy sane litems, and drive them crazy myself. A lot cheaper, and fun too!
For many litems, just a short drive is necessary.
BUT MOMMY I WANTED THE CRAZY ITEMS!!!!!!!
When is a good time to purchase a quantity of crazy?
Wait for the Mad March Sales.
I’ve always found that the full moon is a time when crazy is in abundance.
They got the ‘crazy’ spelling right, but the rouge ‘l’ that’s frequently confused with ‘r’ somehow managed to latch itself onto the next word.
“Go peddle crazy somewhere else, lady, we’re full up here.”
Oh noes! Someone had tossed some sane items in with the crazy ones. They are huddled in the corner and they appear to be mounting an insurrection.
Reminds me of those days playing runescape lol.
just for crazy people
Crazy Light Items
Is this a case of where you do not suffer from insanity, but enjoy every minute of it?