This Japanese restaurant wasn’t known for its warm welcome for tourists
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what? no japanese spiking?
I can understand this; Japanese women can be very cute, and have a reputation for having had education in, ah, pillow matters.
Well, to give the Japanese credit, the romanised “i” is pronounced like an English long “e”. ^^;;
my thought, too–i must spend too much time with kana, because it took me a moment to see what was wrong with this picture.
Ah, the English Spiking Staff, favourite weapon of several of Robin Hood’s men.
Literary reference WIN!
Well, since I am not English, I suppose I am safe. Or lonely. One of the two.
Both?
Like poor ol’ Henry Rollins, who complained in one of his shows that he just wanted to go on a proper date, because after a while roofies and duct tape just aren’t cutting it…
Hope they’re staff is’nt too sharp.
Let’s not hope THEY ARE staff.
yeah I prefer it be Cats like the one on the left
It would truly be a unique experience to have Cats as staff. Normally they expect people to be.
Yes, good luck having a cat get up and open the door for you. Somehow, it doesn’t seem on the event horizon. I think you’re just going to stand there or give up and go through the window.
I’m wondering about the dark mark on the cat’s head. A slot for money? A mono-brow? An arrow pointing to its right?
Money slot, we have one, only much more cute and friendly.
That reply could have several meanings, but my thoughts are going in one particular direction.
It’s a cute little clay cat that sits on the table and you put spare change in it. When it gets full, I go buy crack. It belongs to my kid, stop thinking like a perv.
Heh. Normally the clay cats are a good-luck charm for businesses, so that the business will make money. It appears that yours is working, albeit for nefarious ends, Miz Blue.
Cool. Does anyone know where can I get some of these?
Google maneki neko bank and you’ll have quite a few options. However, you’ll have to find your own crack dealers.
Thanks, I didn’t know the name of it.
I do without the crack, everyone knows crack kills. That’s why I leave the room if a plumber is at work.
I think that would hurt PoodleGroomer’s feelings. Just wear a blindfold.
So sorry, didn’t mean to offend
No blood. No foul.
THE DARK MARK!! VOLDIE”S BACK!!!
Are those cats made in the Harry Pottery?
Nope, that’d be the Hairy Potty.
Yep. We cats find all kinds of stuff in our poop! Sparkles, rainbows, and the occasional finger….
No no, this is a just a volley ball game gone horribly wrong
Think of the splinters…
If this is the English menu, I know there must be Curry Egg Horse Shoe Crap with Pineapple.
Hmmmm…..I don’t see the point of this sign!
Use the Force, SS… uuuuse the Ffffforce……
why, can you not feel it? maybe its to small…
I wonder what’s on the English Menu? Heads on spikes tastefully arranged?
Spiking staff: as they serve you, they do routines from the Goon Show.
Oh, good! I’ll have the eccles cakes and the wine in the blue bottle.
…. but first, a Tuscan Salami.
Ying tong!
Don’t spike me, I’m not English!
No, the staff are spiking the english. But that’s in soviet russia.
Beware of English spiking staph!
Yeah, the political ones form a coccus if left together for too long.
Gaaaaaaaaaaargh! Ghastly micro-political pun! *clonk*
But… laughter’s infectious, ain’t it? Oh… look outside! It’s a new-moon–ya think we’ll live there someday?
After enough people flu there I’m sure a new culture would develop.
I am plagued by dreadful punning…
Are there ten? You may be in a state of de Nile.
I’m so far into a state of de Nile, you can call me Cleopatra.
DON’T DRINK THE PUNCH!!!!!!!