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Nobody ever fondles teh kitteh! *has a sad*
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LOVE ME!!!!!!!
Oh darn! I cant bring my sword, I can’t bring my guns, I CANT EVEN BRING GUNPOWDER and not even a little poison.This hotel sucks I was planning on going to the top of the Exposed volcano to fight the Suddenness and Evil Long Trousers now those plans are on hold X(.
Tom i don’t think your post got the full appreciation it deserves in quoting multiple past engrishes. Good job ^^
thank you ^_^
Know what you mean. It’s a bummer not being able to bring all the essentials you need when traveling, especially the sword. I’ve noticed it doesn’t say anything about bringing a machete, though.
It doesn’t say anything about chains, motor saws, flame throwers, bombs, tasers, battle axes, daggers, war hammers, crossbows, acid, broken bottles, whips…You can get by without a sword, a good old fashioned flail is enough in most situations…
Call me old-fashioned, but I don’t think a young lady looks decently dressed leaving the house without her sidearm and knife.
Not old fashion, old school
Hägar the Horrible WIN
You remember that one? I think it was Helga taking Honi to task for going out on a date without her spear.
That’s the one. Your memory serves you well.
Totally true. Just look at Angelina Jolie.
Nunchucks are good, then.
QUICK take my LAZAHHH array
you may need to charge it first though
*Takes LAZAHHH array*
thanks!:D
hopefully they have an outlet charge it:P
to*
I guess if you’re dead drunk your behavior would be done.
“Bring out yer dead drunks…”
“I’m not quite dead drunk yet….”
I don’t want to go on the cart…
We’ll let you drive. Heck, we’ll let you drink and derive.
Some days, that was the only way I got through maths lectures.
It’s clear that smarter people read the Engrish section of this website than the other sections. . . however, it is not clear WHY. . .
Dumb is easy. Funny is difficult.
And erudite funny is far funnier than “FIRST!”
ANYTHING is funnier than “FIRST!”
Except perhaps, “This isn’t Engrish!”
I was uncharacteristically short with a firster today. I suppose I should be more repentant.
*thunk*
monty python win or pun thinking fail?
Past tense of think?
Who’d of thunk?
Well, if violent speech or behavior is being done, it is clear the drunk is not dead yet, although it is certainly possible that this could occur soon, especially if there is gambling with disarranged rules.
They must have some interesting guests.
See if I stay there on my next vacation!!
If you’re fondling animals, you have bigger problems.
They don’t let you fondle animals in the room.
Damn.
And I wanted to spank my monkey.
And I wanted to choke my chicken. Oh wait….
…Because choking a chicken prevents cancer?
True, a well-choked chicken has no time for cancer. Breathing and escaping are of the essence.
Most of that is illegal in alot of countries.
“Alot” is not a word…
Hey, GNoD: Do go enjoy hyperboleandahalf DOT blogspot DOTcom /2010/04/ alot-is-better-than-you-at-everything DOT html
That’s some blog. I went to the home page, and it left me wondering about what little kids think about things most of us take for granted, like those fake Easter Bunny ears.
I am sorry. Please forgive me.
So I can’t bring things that becomes troubled of other guests due to the stink into the hotel? Guess I better leave my Twilight book at home….
They seem to have a problem with people having “relations” with skunks in their rooms. Or it could be one of those “furry” things.
I’m troubled by the fact you have a Twilight book….
*BURN IT!!*
*Burn the witch, burn the witch!*
(in this case, a sparkly vampire)
She turned me into a newt!
I bet you’re really pissed!
*clonk*
I’m concerned with “the thing” that brings “the stink in to the hotel”
It’s the thing that becomes troubled of the other guests due to the stink. Perhaps the stink is already there and may be driving the some guests to disarrange the rules.
I this a very discreet way of saying “You are wearing too much perfume/aftershave don’t you dare use the lift”?
Possibly. The discreet tone of the posted sign does make clear this is an establishment of some refinement.
Honest, I sprayed. The bathroom exhaust fan isn’t working. Dinner buffets and Cold Bear Beer does that to me.
Look up durian.
If one of those is falling, don’t look up. RUN!
What Meth Lab? Not in here.
The dead drunk is what’s causing the stink. All that alcohol is doing nothing to preserve the corpse.
That’s probably James Arness.
Geez, I dunno – I can’t fondle animals in my room, but there will be an even louder outcry if I do it in the street. We animal-fondlers just can’t win.
Are children classified as animals here? Heh heh heh!
Only kids.
* flees *
Kids don’t have flees! If they do, they better goat to the doctor!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *clonk*
fondling? the poisons? what diabolical things happen there?
I want to go to there.
I want to see their website.
But if I disarrange the hotel rule, how will I know what rules to follow?
Frankly it looks like someone has disarranged them already.
Yeah, that hotel ain’t getting any spring break vacationers.
*Brings in the dead drunk, the animal, the poisons and the gunpowder to drop off at EngrishFunny*
Just a few little gifts so y’all can have a bit of fun
Thanks!! Way too cool.
May I offer you a teeny soap and a little bottle of shampoo?
Okaaaaaay, party in bluejade’s room!
That would be great! And when the party’s over, we can evacuate a hotel… this will be special.
Been there, done that, due to a 3AM (local) fire alarm; it’s less fun than it sounds.
I don’t think you guys understood my use of the word “evacuate…” there’s another meaning there… think bodily functions, oh yea of little imagination…
They certainly wouldn’t need an OUT OF ODER sign in that hotel!
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Uh.. Bluejade, we have no problem in evacuating the room after we party like wild animals. However if you also evacuate the hotel with us, the room will be registered under your name and will incur the charges of the broken glass, broken tv, broken bed, broken lamps,burned rugs, burned curtains, hole in the wall, hole on the table..etc.
Just another stinking hotel…
And now to the tune of “Just another brick in the wall”, will you?
“Just a-nother stin-king ho-tel”
I think that “We Are The Roadcrew” by Motorhead would be more applicable.
Mirrors on the ceiling,
The porcupine on ice
And she said ‘We cannot have swords, or any other device’
And in the master’s chambers,
They gathered for the feast
They couldn’t bring their steely knives,
So they’re fondling the beast.
That too, yeah, but I’m in the mood for something heavier than The Eagles!
What isn’t?
Are you guys making this up? Where did you get that!!?
We’re parodying Hotel California.
Is parodying even a word?
Very nice, works for me!
Yes, it is.
But you can’t tel she’s a ho! I mean, at least she’s wearing some clothes……
O…M…G…*smacks SS* Straighten up or I’ll tell your mother about your computer girlfriend.
Forgot to change my name back after posting a previous comment. Sorry.
*yowch*
Damn it, all those were perfectly acceptable at that Inn I checked in during my holiday to Middle Earth!
They’re more tolerant of bad hobbits there.
Did you meet the mini-Klingon? Goes by the name of Dworf…
No firearms or gunpowder in Middle Earth. Perhaps you were staying in Amber?
Well, think of the fun we could have invading the place!
I’m wondering what that “Troublesome Thing” is…
IRS tax codes and Al Qaeda bombers
Elephants that I shoot in my pajamers
Bad karaoke where no one can sing
These are a few of my troublesome things
If you have elephants in your pajamers then you have much bigger problems having Al Qaeda bombers singing the tax code on karaoke night.
“The Thing That Becomes Troubled of Other Guests” wasn’t that HP Lovecraft’s last novel ?
So Abdul the Farter is not allowed there? Serves him right, him and his fava beans flavoured with cum.
I wonder if you can bring animals as long as you don’t fondle them?
This was totally written by Arnold Schwartzenegger. “The swords, and the guns, and the poisons, and all of these things.”
Bring the animal for fondling? Do I want to know what they have in mind?
zomg wat a poo
It’s written like they would speak it…:3
I think the real issue is: “Do they NEED a sign like that?”
Or, in “Engrish” – Are there many such behavior that it becomes vely necessaly fol them tu place such walning?
I mean, it’s like a right winger image of some hotel that’s popular with drunken tourists and terrorists planning to bomb them.
Drunk Terrorists, knocks on door-door is unlatched due to shoddy construction and goes open -he sees man performing act on goat… “The Holy Quran says I should kill you for that, but I don’t have time for a stoning. Could I borrow a lighter?”
Perv – “Alas, I have no lighter. I am not into goats, but I am so poor I cannot afford a temporary marriage…”
Drunk Terrorist “That’s why I’m so frustrated and making bombs, brother. Hey, we should pick the pockets of the drunks. It’s 3am and the hall is littered with tourists passed out drunk. Get enough money for some Human —- and more forbidden drink!”
Perv. “Wonderful idea! Let’s just watch out, some of them are waving guns and swords at people still.”
The thing that stinks the hotel rooms is durian, it’s a fruit that smells like rotting garbage, and people eat it.
SOME people think it smells nice!
Yeah hotel. Fruk you too!
I would never bring my pet for fondling!
*sneaks off with kitten*
No swords? How the hell are we supposed to do a Final Fantasy cosplay then?