NOTICE-PUBLIC BAR
Our public bar is presently not open because it is closed. MANAGER
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AWESOME!
We are awaiting the renewal of our license stating that we are licensed and our certificate of redundancy certificate.
Anyone wanting a drink can only hope the private bar is presently not private because it is public.
LISTEN UP! The first rule of tautology club is the first rule of tautology club.
The second rule of tautology club is the second rule of tautology club.
Nice try but… nah maybe next time you’ll make it
But…. one wonders why it is closed if being closed makes it not open.
Because it’s closed. And some guy named Manager said so.
In the words of Wormtongue (from the movie version anyway),”A just and fair question..”
The main reason for it being both closed and not open (which they failed to explain, and which is obviously the cause of all the confusion here) is that it’s shut. But only at the moment, currently, now and for the time being.
I’m glad you cleared that up, it’s not so blurry now.
But why is it closed? Because it isn’t open?
To open or not to open… that is the question.
Yes…^
link fail.
I tried to link to an older Engrish posting and that mysteriously got modded out. This doesn’t seem to be working either.
Ahh, the answer to this was already presented here on e ngrishfunny . com /2009/10/08/engrish-door-enter/
Hehehe….. my name was spelled funny………
Shadow… you were a troll once??? (from the post next to the door-enter one) Something about stealing meowth’s identity for a day?
Yes he was. When he first came here, he made many people very annoyed at him. He copied Meowth’s picture and put it in his own profile, so the two of them were posting with same avatar. He stole JohnB’s identity as well.
He finally came around and showed that people do change. He doesn’t like it when we mention it, but yes, he was a troll.
We have worked hard with young SS. I have earned a lifetime supply of internet chewing gum.
Yes, you have. But what has set SS apart from many other young trolls, and young people in general, is that he has the capacity to listen, and to make use of what he hears.
We have some cool young people here! Lawlin, anyrosebutaxl, haven’t heard from cobrasnakenecktie in a while, but she’s cool too. I’m sure there are others I don’t know are kids.
Yes. And I can steal people’s faces…….
You confuse cause and effect here. Just because it’s not open because it’s closed, one cannot infer that it’s closed because it’s not open. That way madness lies. To close something it must first be open, so the closure obviously came first. The bar became ‘not open’ as a direct, and possibly (but this is mere speculation) intended, result of its closure. I hope this helps in some way.
I dunno… madness lies pretty often.
All those who are satisfied with the explanation, will meet me at the public bar to drink.
Those who are not satisfied will meet at the private club and join. Place your hands over your eyes and swear your allegiance and membership dues to the Optimists of Bacchus Club, where we see the potential of all glasses being half full.
Is there a secret handshake?
You discreetly lay money on the bar, point the index finger up and recite the secret password “zwei Glas”.
Two fingers might be more appropriate for the deaf bartender.
Two fingers will get you three glasses. The thumb is silent, but assumed to be present.
My question is, will the private club be open because it’s not closed?
I think that works.
The private club is open because they no longer want to be a public bar, which they closed.
I say we all head back to PG’s place, make a few jugs of daiquiri, and tell the management at this club to get stuffed.
Alternatively, we could head for DPH. We can be certain of meeting up with a goodly proportion of regulars at any one time.
I have an ice cream freezer. Should I load it with limes or fresh strawberries and freeze it? I’ll do both and have it waiting in the freezer. You can have it virgin, or add rum to taste.
It’s 5 o clock somewhere.. Just not here.
I see they have a Vulcan employed in the PR department.
I dunno. Here, it seems the needs of the one outweigh the needs of the many.
Ah, that’ll be a three-year-old human, then.
This belongs over at Oddly Specific, not Engrish Funny.
You are right. I think it belongs there and here!
Looks open to me…
Thank you captain obvious!
Mojo Jojo opens a bar.
A guy walks into a bar…CLUNK!!
*lowers the bar*
*slithers under*
*stacks up a pile of chocolate bars*
*snarfs the chocolate bars for breakfast, looks around for more*
*puts down a bars of soap*
*hums a few bars of “I Hear You Knockin’…..” *
*skates on the soap, reaches the Mojo Bar, but it’s still closed, durn it*
Look out! Sandbar.
Aaaargh! Beware of feral limbo dancers!
Geewhiz….
For begginner readers ages 3-7 this bar permitted 3-7 onlyz. tank poo furz commmmmmings.
BAR HUMBUG!
Lets be clear here, it’s not open, right?
Yes, it is not open. No, it is not open.
When put that way, it swings both ways.
Don’t let that swinging door hit you on your way out.
Yeah, it’s a real pain in the a$$…..
Does it mean that it is open when they open the bar?
Thanks for clearing that up, I didn’t understand why it was closed till ya told me. After that I completely understood, oh yeah.