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Grass has feelings too. It’s good that lawnmowers make so much noise. It masks the sound of those millions of blades of grass suddenly crying out in terror.
You know, it’s the pure poetry that keeps drawing me back to Engrish. That, and the frailty of humanity, and the desire to poke fun at the frailty of humanity, my own included.
I think Rorert Frorst wrote this poem.
Yeah, reary?
Yep, and took out the part about little cat feet, because he realized what little cats actually do in the grass.
Oh! They do that in the grass!?
I seem to remember a similar engrish a long time ago. Does anyone else? Something about hurting the grass.
I’m pretty sure there have been other signs asking us to consider the fragile physical and mental well-being of the grass before we go stampeding across it. Generally, though, I thought that grass grokked being walked on.
The grass is smiling to me!
Must not be crabgrass, then
Or bluegrass. Damned emo stuff cuts itself.
Hey can u get me some of that bluegrass stuff, id like to have some for my lawn. Then i wouldn’t have to get my lawnmower.
If that was happening to me i would be putting down the bong now.
Are you kidding? It’s just starting to get interesting!
PUT DOWN THE BONG!!!!
‘:/ Do I need to remind you that you still have DPh duty tomorrow?
Hey, tomorrow is Good Friday (well, it is Down Here). It’s a Public Holiday, so I’ll be taking the day off. (Actually, I’m going to be spending the day standing at an intersection, dodging traffic, rattling a tin for the annual appeal for a large children’s hospital in Melbourne, so I may be too busy to clonk.)
We have 2 Good Fridays? Does this mean I can claim bank holiday rates for being a twerk today?
Sure.
The thought of trampling the fragrant grass is like a blade through my heart.
No, that was the lawnmower. *clonk*
I feel a little green now…….
Well every great parent would know, you have to cut it to let it grow.
Then after a while, it learns to cut itself.
Oh great, the grass is going emo on us.
I feel like we’ve seen this wording before, but it was a different sign.
With different words.
I am touched by these words.
How I’m touched, that is another matter.
Appropriate? or not?
Between the ears, I should think. Where it’s corny.
If that pun doesn’t rate a *clonk* I’ll be really a-maized.
there’s another sign i’ve seen that says :
“We like your pretty smile but we unlike you step on our face”
Which is a good all purpose response for someone stepping on my feet =)
Zen Hippies.
If you want a picture of the future
imagine a hardhearted boot
trampling the tender fragrant grass
forever
Bravo.
These are one of the many Engrish signs around the Beijing olympic complex. I remember taking pictures of a few when I was there. My favorite was “The grass is smiling”
Ha! I just saw this sign a few weeks ago. Right next to a big dirt path people had trampled in the grass.
Do not also let dog of yours stools on the grass.
An engrish haiku:
Tender Fragrant Grass
How Heardhearted to Trample Them
Stupid A$$ Hippie
I can appreciate that they’re making the effort to play on my emotions instead of just ordering me to KEEP OFF THE GRASS.
That sign hurts the grass T__T
This is what happens when people write haikus while stoned.