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*puts on dark glasses first*
*zweeeep POOOPFT*
Move along. Nothing to see here.
Ha! Your mind control will not work on me! I have tin foil on my head…
-melts tinfoil off your head- now dance like a potato!
Can anyone remember how to do the Mash?
The monster mash?
It was a graveyard smash!
It caught on in a flash!
He did the mash
He did the monster mash
And he mashed all the masses.. until it became… too messy..
c-c-c-c-c-COMBO BREAKER!!! (sorry about that)
Oh snap! Aliens has invaded us!
It’s why I always wear my tin foil hat.
Wonder whether the right place is in Engrish Funny. You see, that’s probably what they meant.
Now if you want to open a “ridiculous propaganda” section …
Yes, I had that feeling. This may have something to do with the Google flap.
That was my first thought, along with wondering the technicalities of this. If American secret agents really were using a wireless mind control weapon, you’d think that they would want to know the truth. Then they could distribute foil hats. That would put the party back in Communism!
im american! you will do my bidding… fetch me a soda!
All we have is lite beer, or pickle juice.
I’ll take the pickle juice.
At least it isn’t out of Mountain Dew or crab juice, if that was the case……. i’ll go for crab juice
Surely if you mix the two together, you’ll get something approximating a fizzy drink?
But do they mix well together, or do they turn into some kind of posionous goo??
Oh yes, it mixes well and is very tasty, yes.
* quickly hides the burnt hole in the tabletop *
So this is you??!@!! Cool!!!
LOL, but no, not me.
Just before I scrolled down to this post I had just opened a bag of mini peanutbutter cups and was scarfing down quite a few of them. I stopped for a few moments.
You’re thinking of ammonia and bleach. Makes poisonous chlorine gas.
Oy, mixing ammonia and bleach makes C₄H₈Cl₂S, also know as mustard gas. Chlorine gas is simply Cl₂.
Here’s your orange sherbet!
Secret Agent men, Secret Agent men
They’ve given you no wires
But they’ve taken away your brain.
Secret
Asian man
Secret
Asian man
I thought they just used sex and money.
Just the promise of sex & money.
I’m sure they screw ‘em in the end one way or another…
How is this engrish? Aside from missing the word “to” … it’s amusing insanity, but still just insanity.
I love how they underlined “Wireless Mind Control Weapon” as if it’s a link you can click on.
Or that they wanted to emphasize the fact it’s a wireless mind control weapon. Ya know, like how things are underlined for emphasis outside the internet.
Well, of course – hands free mind control is so much more convenient that the one with the big long wire that tethers you to the head of your subject.
Maybe it’s paper view.
That must be it!
Wireless mind control weapon! (Also known as a street banner).
I have a new Chinese notebook and need to do a search on Tiananmen…
* Zweee Poopf from laptop*
OOOH! Look at this. Goggies with lots of cute.
So, it’s a country conspiring against itself?
That’s what the guys in charge seem to be afraid of.
The loudest and strangest accusations always come from the guilty and the experienced.
i would be able to read the sign in chinese but i dont know unsimplified chinese
If the Chinese government start distributing tinfoil hats to the masses, I demand royalties!
I read Chinese and this is not Engrish. This is not perfect, but a pretty good translation nonetheless save for the missing “to”. Probably the work of some conspiracy theorist or someone suffering from delusions. =/
A delusional person explains the first part, but why would he want to stop *I’m assuming* his own city from probing the truth? Also, even if a sentence is only one word from making sense, it’s engrish.
No no no, he left out “to”. He’s saying that the US are using the mind control TO block Hong Kong media from knowing the truth.
which doesn’t explain how he knows.
Interesting. But what’s the point of using a Wireless Mind Control Weapon just to stop one city from Probing The Truth?
If that one person in that city thinks it’s the last bastion of civilization, he might spend his last yuan to warn his comrades, perhaps?
I fear this is how far our technology went. Its time for us to live in stone age again!!!
Earlier today I tried probing the Truth but it bit me on the finger so I backed off.
Maybe it doesn’t like being probed.
Who does?
Well, if you probe it THAT way, sure it’s going to try and bite you.
No wireless American mind control weapon is going to work on…hey, has anybody noticed how superb American cars are these days? Must go and buy one..
No thanks, I rather have a sticky accelerator.
That’s what “they” want you to think.
So the truth IS out there, but Hong Kong has been probing it. THATS why we can’t find it.
Which is why no one wants the truth. No one wants anything that’s been pre-probed.
Yes – ewwww. You are so correct!
I don’t think this is Engrish either(except missing ‘to’). even though ‘english letter part’ seems ridicoulous, the ‘chinese letter part’ are literally same meaning. Maybe it’s more suitable for failblog?
This sign (and a few others from the same author with similar tinfoil-hat whackyness concerning “mind implants” and saying how the author was experimented on) are displayed all around a road junction in Central Hong Kong, just round the corner from the Peak Tram station.
I was in HK last week and it had become quite a tourist attraction
Not Engrish, that actually exactly what the sign says.
OH, NO! WE’VE BEEN FOUND OUT, GUYS! RUN AND HIDE!
This is by far the single best string of comments on a picture or video I have ever seen on the internets. You guys are the funniest group yet. Thanks for the laughs!
Thank you kindly for your compliments, good sir. We here at cheezburger aim to please.
Oh, who the flup am I kidding? We’re a bunch of part-time trolls. =P
least I am.
He’s pulling your chain, he’s a Facebook spammer. ( Sorry…)
I WANT THE TWUUUUUUTH!
So, the Archangel Network has finally taken off in America, has it?
I didn’t know we still did this stuff. Wow.
Here in the US we have similar signs, it appears paranoia is universal.
There is an App for that!
Those bastards!!!
The question is, not whether their partnered with apple or not, but whether their partnered with verizon, too!
I loled @ KageSenko
But this kind of actually makes me sad.
For some reason that one in Africa where they had to make a sign for them to use the bathroom instead of spreading their feces all over the area, that one made me kind of sad too.
Because they’re not engrish, we’re just part of a really messed up world.