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They will expect a tip, too.
Haaaaaa!
Special offer today – half off!
ha ha eek!
WOW!!! They are a pretty um… ambitious! They apparently have enough to make … balloons, LOTS of them, out of the ‘product’! I wonder who their ‘target market’ is?
Girls that have been told to be scared about their own skin, I guess…
This is more than likely a mall in Singapore. I’ve seen a Fourskin outlet here before and even took a photo of it to put up for public mockery.
What do they sell?
Seems to be either shirts or ties and jewellery.
Well, this is a really late reply but it’s clothing, flip-flops, and some light accessories. Nothing really fancy. I’ve actually never gone inside one. That’s just what I’ve seen from the entrance while walking by.
Actually, it says “Fours > in”
Fours is greater than in???
No, it really does say Fourskin. Here’s the picture I took of the sign at the other outlet:
http://bit.ly/dtumxe
(Picasa hosted image)
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i am definitely for skin! but i dont think the jewish are sympathetic
Is this right next to the honey baked ham store, then?
With the shellfish stockist on the other side.
Business is bris…
A bris-ful place to shop
I wonder if everyone working there is a d**k
It had to happen sooner or later. *clonk*
The staff uniform includes a turtleneck sweater.
Aha, so that would be a circumcised outfit.
It’s so hard to find outfits in Size Circum!
And once you find it, don’t put it in cold water because it will wrinkle and shrink. Not pretty at all.
But if you put it in a hot situation, it should double it’s size!
Try wearing it with your jerkin* and see what happens.
*It’s an old word for a particular piece of clothing, kiddies!
Also a type of pickle.
Jerkin’ the gherkin?
Nevermind!
What would a mohel show in his display case?
A man with a malfunctioning watch who goes into what looks like a repair shop, but the shop owner informs the man that he’s a mohel. The man asks why there is a clock in the window. The mohel answers, “What would you put in the window?”
*Waits for the “this is not engrish” comment.
This is not Engrish! This is actually a place to buy four pieces of skin to graft over those third degree burns…. umm… nevermind…
Are you sure they aren’t fourth degree burns?
Hehe, Look at my avatar, I made your triangle sad!
And green!
Actually, the foreskins are planted in countries with repressive regimes. That’s how they grow little d!cktaters.
Haha, comment win!
And they grow to be so c0cky.
Give Us Your Money Here. Wow they ain’t subtle are they?
If you’ve just been circumcised, it’s possible that your mind is occupied with other things and discreet or subtle just won’t get through.
Maybe they’re just doing piercing?
It’s usually the babies doing the piercing, as in screams.
What’s even better, if this really is in Malaysia or Singapore? The Malay word for money is “wang”.
“Give us your wang here!” would have been very appropriate, don’t you think?
its a name of a shop, its not even funny. pfft.
Yeah, to those without a dirty mind
No, it’s funny that they would think that is an acceptable name for a shop, and that they misspelled it, too.
We have found, here on EngrishFunny, that explaining the funny to the humor-impaired is just as productive as explaining to ants why you’re mowing the lawn.
I’ve never spoken to ants before, besides i wouldn’t know what to talk to them about. :p
They have Fouskin shops in Malaysia too.
I uploaded a picture of one in august. Not this one though
Are you sure? It looks like August to me.
I think he deserves the Capital Punishment.
You mean he’s got to read the whole of Obama’s Healthcare bill?
Did anyone notice the “Give us your money”?
I had an overnight bag made of foreskins. If I needed more room, all I had to do was rub it real good.
At least you wouldn’t need to pack hand cream.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! Cannot clonk, as both hands are clapped over ears.
Just headbutt ‘em
*Doubleclonk- ungood*
there, mistress! I’ve clonked the clonkees and had a newspeak win at the same time!
You dumb douche bags… This is a popular streetwear label in Singapore! The guys who started it wanted to poke fun at the straight-jacketed culture we have in Singapore so they decided to come up with a tongue-in-cheek name like fourskin as an intentional play on the word foreskin…
Maybe Ex-Jewish Men would want to shop here! lol
It’s just a tweaked word for a fashion statement :/
you guys are pussies
dudes! it’s just a quirky, risque store name… this doesn’t even qualify as fail. and btw the accessories they sell are awesome.