Driving imprisoned probably means placing a grid of thick steel bars in front of your windshield. That certainly helps keeping your car undamaged while drunk driving.
The cross-culture thing sure can mess up a joke! I never heard of Sure deodorant and apparently none of you ever heard of Drive detergent.
*Old joke Down Here: Don’t drink drive. It’s a detergent*
Is it wierd if this is one of the Few I actually understand?
Also, N00B control, I am FIRST – Infiniteth. No n00bs can call first now.
*smacks lawling at things noone else ever lawls at like the word moose, also t-*…………….never mind.
I prefer to drive imprisoned. Keeps the bugs out of my teeth and the carjackers out of my transportation.
*jacks Sibilance’s car*
Watch out. The accelerator’s been known to jam. Your problem now.
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! *crashes into jinxed*
*enables strength mode, hits the car SS is driving, and sends it flying*
*wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee….*
Are you claiming to drive a Toyota?
I yam. Old enough to be out of recall range, though.
Another of the reassuring things about driving an old car.
Aside from the fact that old car frame saved my friend’s life last month in a head on collision.
In Soviet Russia, prison drunk drives YOU!
You will be sure imprisoned only if they arrest all of the lawyers first.
Driving imprisoned probably means placing a grid of thick steel bars in front of your windshield. That certainly helps keeping your car undamaged while drunk driving.
Good point
Wow! You may have just thought a great idea that could save thousands of lives! *offers DrLex a scholarship*
I’m sober! Please don’t lock up my detergent!
I thought Sure it was deodorant.
The cross-culture thing sure can mess up a joke! I never heard of Sure deodorant and apparently none of you ever heard of Drive detergent.
*Old joke Down Here: Don’t drink drive. It’s a detergent*
Yes, I think that means deodorant in merkin.
* locks up Droll’s deodorant and hands him a beer for the road * Have a nice drive!
Not so sure that’s a good idea.
It’s been getting warmer and the AC doesn’t work.
If he’s drunk enough, he won’t notice.
Have some humanity, and at least give lexan D a beer too.
Pardon me! *hands lexan D his favorite beer* The cooler is stocked for anyone interested!
No thanks, I am designated deriver tonight. I need to stay sober.
Yes of course, if you intend to drive. But as a deriver I don’t think it matters much.
Yeah, she can probably still function.
I was imprisoned and thought I was drunk driving. Turns out, I was so drunk that I felt that everything was moving.
Yeah, that sounds like a pretty good night out, but it’s not a *really* great night out unless you wake up still wearing the policeman’s hat…
Is this Georgian language?
(Georgia, the country, not the USA state…)
it’s thai… and it’s correct grammar translated word for word into english.
If tha is not enough to frighten you out of drinking and driving then nothing is.
Thai people need to learn more english this is really not cool at all.