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Sounds like a fun night

engrish funny drunk drive

be drunk then drive sure imprisoned

I know what you need.

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  1. Is it wierd if this is one of the Few I actually understand?

    Also, N00B control, I am FIRST – Infiniteth. No n00bs can call first now.

    • ShadowSplicer says:

      *smacks lawling at things noone else ever lawls at like the word moose, also t-*…………….never mind.

  2. Sibilance says:

    I prefer to drive imprisoned. Keeps the bugs out of my teeth and the carjackers out of my transportation.

  3. In Soviet Russia, prison drunk drives YOU!

  4. PoodleGroomer says:

    You will be sure imprisoned only if they arrest all of the lawyers first.

  5. DrLex says:

    Driving imprisoned probably means placing a grid of thick steel bars in front of your windshield. That certainly helps keeping your car undamaged while drunk driving.

  6. Droll not Troll says:

    I’m sober! Please don’t lock up my detergent!

  7. la conejita says:

    I was imprisoned and thought I was drunk driving. Turns out, I was so drunk that I felt that everything was moving.

  8. dr handle says:

    Yeah, that sounds like a pretty good night out, but it’s not a *really* great night out unless you wake up still wearing the policeman’s hat…

  9. Iva says:

    Is this Georgian language?
    (Georgia, the country, not the USA state…)

  10. Dav says:

    it’s thai… and it’s correct grammar translated word for word into english.

  11. George says:

    If tha is not enough to frighten you out of drinking and driving then nothing is.

  12. Nitaco_MInt says:

    Thai people need to learn more english this is really not cool at all.


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